Tommy Quotes

xomarie*
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October 14, 2015 10:04am UTC

Fundamental rule of life:
Things were never so bad that they couldn't get worse.

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Secret42
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December 23, 2013 11:52am UTC

Rugrats
Tommy:The baby bird!I've got to go back!
Lil:No Tommy,the big shoes will squish you!
Format by Breeze

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tomcatt
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October 15, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Bio Time
My name is Tommy. I am 17 years old and 6'3ish, and I am a Junior in highschool. My birthday is June 2nd, 1996. (You are all invited to my birthday party). I'm single. I have a brother named Mike who is 23 and divorced parents. I love Alabama. I like country music and rap music(when I'm with friends). I go to an all-boys Catholic school. I'm pretty respectful to girls and I like to talk about myself, obviously^^^^^^^^.
I play soccer on three teams. And my favorite color is green. Got any questions? ask aawway

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DieiSomnians
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August 10, 2013 4:50pm UTC

You never know just
how strong you are
till you have to use all the strenght you posses to get through it all.
R.I.P Thomas Clark (September 3rd 2012) and Ted Ross (June 26th 2013)

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UnicornsandMustaches
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 5:54am UTC

This is what my maths book looks like:
Questions:
1 If Tommy had 35 apples and cut them all in halves then quarters then eighths then ate 20 slices how many slices would he have?
2 How many apples would Tommy have?
3 If Tommy had 45 apples and did the same thing how many apples would he have?
4 What If Tommy had 5 friends over? How much apple would everyone get?
Answers (That I wrote)
1 �
2 �
3 �
4 �

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Gladerz
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February 25, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Friend Tommy licks sauce off his plate.
Me: Dude, what is wrong with you?
Friend Tommy: Nothing, you?
Me: -.-

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BeeMYSunshine
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February 21, 2013 12:03am UTC

he asked what was wrong with me.
So I sat there, staring at him. dead in the eyes.
I laughed. I laughed hard.
He then looked very, very.. confused.
I smiled, leaned in real close, and wispered right in his ear,
"Im sick."
I bit his earlobe gently.

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roseth0rn
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January 26, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Me & My friend Tommy talking.
Me: It must sucks when your best friend dates your ex that broke up with you on your birthday.
Tommy: It's okay, I like someone else.
Me: Really? Who?
Him: *whispers* Ice Cream. Don't tell her. She's already dating Milkshake.
I think he's a wittian.

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