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  1. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Sleepless nights,
    Those nights where you just toss and turn in bed trying to get to
    sleep, but your mind won't let you. So you just lie there and think.
    You think about every single thing that is going on in your life. You
    think of your friends, your family, you problems, your feelings and
    your worries. Or maybe you just think about the things from
    the past. About the people who walked out on you, who
    dissapeared on you, who broke your heart and who changed the
    way you are.
    In those moments where you can't fall asleep,
    That's when you do all your thinking and you know what?..
    ..It's scary.

  2. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    person: um you look constipated
    me: cause i havent given a sh/t in days

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2015 5:09pm UTC
    vicctorriaaax
    I
    have this pain in my chest  
    &
    it's coming from my heart

     You wanna know why? 
    it's
    because of you
    and all this hurt you put me through.  
     

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2016 12:49pm UTC
    work is getting so stressful for me.
    "that's life" and "that's work" is all I'm
    being told and like... I get it, I do, but
    I shouldn't have to be scared to go in
    to work because my boss might decide
    she doesn't like me that day for no good
    reason. because she does that. the other
    day she told my coworkes I don't have
    much common sense. like who does
    that? I have plenty. but my manager
    didn't train me. so there are a lot of
    stupid questions I ask, so I don't get
    in trouble for doing something wrong.
    it's an anxiety thing. and being called
    stupid is the one thing I just can't stand.
    because I can be stupid, we all can.
    but I'm not stupid in general, you know?

  5. ~Photographer~* ~Photographer~*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    Sometimes I like to stick my head in the dirt and pretend Im a carrot

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 4:17pm UTC
    sometimes I like to be productive. sometimes I like to be a worthless member of society. it's called balance.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2015 12:46am UTC
    me: idgaf. lol.me: *constantly worried and crying.*

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2016 4:06pm UTC
    me: *feels like something is wrong with me* me: haha nah, I don't need a doctor. it'll go away.. or I might die.. not knowing is what makes life exciting.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2015 1:15am UTC
    I need a best friend. Someone that actually wants a genuine bestie. Someone that will go on roadtrips with me. Someone that will go on adventures with me. I want to see America, I want to see the world. I want to go to hawaii and cliff dive, and I want a "ride or die" beside me. I just.. I need a best friend.

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2016 10:07am UTC
    so, I have come to the conclusion that work is making me lose my mind. apparently things I think happened two days ago was last month. I'm so tired. send help.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 4:31pm UTC
    ladies, if he knows you for one day
    and he's already hitting you with the
    "I love you", he's probably lying. and
    if he adds in "I've never felt this way
    about anyone before.." then not only
    is he lying, but he probably throws
    that same line to anyone that'll listen.
    all in all: proceed with caution.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2016 1:30am UTC
    what my jokes have resorted to~
    sister: go buy me poptarts
    me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
    me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
    sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
    me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
    #forevermentallyinmiddleschool

  13. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Congratulations on becoming even more annoying than your phones ringtone.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2016 2:23pm UTC
    my relationship status:single because I don't want to be in a relationship until I'm happy withmyself, because I don't want to put myselfin a situation where I don't choose meif things go wrong.

  15. emmmaliee emmmaliee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Party at my house!
    bring food,
    then,
    LEAVE

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2016 12:18am UTC
    a lady came in to work the other day. she had her kids with her. they looked pretty young. if I had to guess I'd say the oldest was fourteen. anyway, she was in buying some black hair dye, and the one girl was excitedly talking about how she was going to be dying half her head black, and half bright red. the mom was really into it and supportive, too. (then I popped out of the office because I'm nosey, and they were oogling my hair.. which looks like crap because I haven't touched it up in forever.) and it's just so nice to see supportive parents instead of ones that take things like hair way too seriously, and refuse to give their kids creative freedom over certain parts of their body (I mean, not for fourteen year olds getting tattooed- age limits for reasons, but cmon it is hair. it grows back if the worse case scenario happens.) I hope my kids want bright colored hair one day, if I choose to pro-create.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2016 11:34am UTC
    I'm going to be spending my 21stbirthday with my mom because I have no friends. lol.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2015 12:37am UTC
    pfft, how much of a ho am I?
    how much of a ho am I? well
    let's just say that if I was a:
    sandwich, I'd be a hoagie.
    chip, I'd be a nacho dorit-ho.
    fruit, I'd be a mang-ho.
    cookie, I'd be an ore-ho.
    starch, I'd be a potat-ho.
    meat, I'd be pepperhoni.
    fair food, I'd be a churrho.
    mexican staple, I'd be a tac-ho.
    beverage, I'd be hoda.
    that is how much of a ho I am.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    In one of my favorite shows,
    everyone above the age of innocence
    (hit puberty- virgin or not mkay) died,
    leaving all the kids, who have yet to
    blossom, all alone. Which, I mean c'mon,
    they haven't even had their first period or
    their testes haven't grown (or whatever
    else guys go through), like how are they
    supposed to run the world? Ah well,
    anyway, when all the adults and teens
    died, they referred to it as "The big D"
    (also "the big death") but idk, I mean
    it just gives a whole new meaning to
    the big d. Big d.ick (probably not even
    that big. sorry [not really]) versus death
    of apocalyptic proportions.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2016 11:36am UTC
    I hope that if there is aliens, that they're a bunch more sophisticated than humans. humans are so selfish, if there ever were aliens, they'd think it was their right to sneak out to space, take one, and study it or some crap. I just think it'd be nice if aliens wouldn't take that s.hit.

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