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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 9:24pm UTC
    guys can be so stupid I swear. I like
    yahtzee, it is a fun game. I don't have
    people to play with so I got the app.
    then, this guy starts talking to me,
    adds me on kik and everything. he
    has a girlfriend/fiance/whatever, and
    he would flirt with me. hardcore. and
    I told him a million times I was not
    into him and that I never would be
    but he like expected me to be so
    grateful that he was into me that I'd
    change my mind. anyway, that was
    a turn off but he was persistent to
    win me over. even tho he is not my
    type, and has a fiance anyway. plus
    he's one of those people that think
    they are so profound when they're
    just extremely condescending. then,
    to top it all off, he starts talking about
    his criminal past. domestic abuse and
    corruption of a minor (which is basically
    statutory r.ape) and like WHY? what sane
    person would disclose that to someone
    who was in an abusive relationship
    (mentally, physically, and s.exually)?
    who they were trying to win over?
    it honestly just makes me not want to
    talk to you at all, sir.
    (he called the minor he corrupted a
    ho who begged for it. like are you kidding
    me? she was 13. he was an adult.)

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 4:31pm UTC
    ladies, if he knows you for one day
    and he's already hitting you with the
    "I love you", he's probably lying. and
    if he adds in "I've never felt this way
    about anyone before.." then not only
    is he lying, but he probably throws
    that same line to anyone that'll listen.
    all in all: proceed with caution.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 16, 2016 12:12pm UTC
    I feel so bad for people that have a genuine interest in getting to know me. like, my best friend and I would message all day everyday so after I get comfortable with a person, I can't shut the hell up. I'm so low maintenance at first but I slowly shift into high maintenance because I just need a lot of attention. it's a problem.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 14, 2016 11:36am UTC
    I hope that if there is aliens, that they're a bunch more sophisticated than humans. humans are so selfish, if there ever were aliens, they'd think it was their right to sneak out to space, take one, and study it or some crap. I just think it'd be nice if aliens wouldn't take that s.hit.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 7, 2016 2:01pm UTC
    I think it's bulls.hit when employers can't be bothered to let someone know that they didn't get a job. like all you have to do is send an email that says no thanks. it's not that hard. if you reviwed the application it's as easy as copy and pasting some generic rejection letter. don't pull that "don't contact us, we'll get ahold of you if we're interested" bulls.hit and just let them assume they didn't get the job after waiting for however long.

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 4, 2016 7:23pm UTC
    do you ever just.. need to get away?
    I hate being here so much now. I hate
    the people that are here. I can barely
    tolerate my shady, disloyal family.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 28, 2016 11:24am UTC
    happy birthday to me, since no one else is saying it to me (which is more upsetting than I thought itd be.)

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 23, 2016 11:34am UTC
    I'm going to be spending my 21stbirthday with my mom because I have no friends. lol.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 16, 2016 4:49pm UTC
    my mom likes to mispronounce words onpurpose because she thinks it's cute and funny, and it drives me insane.

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 9, 2016 2:23pm UTC
    my relationship status:single because I don't want to be in a relationship until I'm happy withmyself, because I don't want to put myselfin a situation where I don't choose meif things go wrong.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 8, 2016 1:56pm UTC
    I really want to rent a moviebut I don't want to pay the $4.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 8, 2016 12:40pm UTC
    team: I had a dream that was stellar at thetime but turned out to be quite bad for me.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2016 9:51pm UTC
    my sense of humor: the quick beep when
    someone swears on reality tv.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2016 10:42pm UTC
    I'm not going to have a job after this coming
    week, and yet, instead of saving money for the
    things I need until I find something new, I am
    spending all my money on plastic eggs and
    candy. because I am a giant child. who wants
    to have an egg hunt. even though there is
    literally zero children in my family.

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    February 29, 2016 3:44pm UTC
    so, I am turning 21 in march (too old for this site? maybe. but I shall never leave.) and I wanted a bottle of Viniq as my gift. my mom got it for me super early, which I didn't really want. I wanted it on my birthday for my birthday. but oh well. anyway, she got it for me early, but still said it was my present. AND THEN SHE DRANK IT. like am I the only one that thinks it's messed up when your need for alcohol is bad enough that you have to take away your daughter's birthday gift? I was saving the rest for my godmother to try. but she drank it. she didn't even like it.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2016 7:51pm UTC
    you know you are getting old, when
    all of your friends are getting married.
    like, I'm actually not even that old and
    yet like every single person I've ever
    been friends with are either married
    or engaged.and people my age on
    facebook are ready to go from single
    to married in a heartbeat. it's bumming
    me out, man. I just want a bestie to go
    cliff diving and other cool stuff with.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    February 25, 2016 1:30am UTC
    what my jokes have resorted to~
    sister: go buy me poptarts
    me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
    me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
    sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
    me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
    #forevermentallyinmiddleschool

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    February 19, 2016 9:43pm UTC
    I'm a nice person. until I'm livid. then I'm scary a/f. my only goal is to destroy you with my words. I go way too far and bring up things you never should, and that probably makes me a bad person. but, it takes a lot to get me to that point, so I find it justified.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    February 18, 2016 1:16pm UTC
    when my sister was bigger than me, everyone would constantly make her feel good about herself if she made self depricating remarks. me? no. like god, they can't even say i look nice when i try and dress nice. if I just need some reassurance, they'll just be like "yeah, you look fat, but i gained weight too so we'll be fat together." it really takes a toll coming from family, ya feel.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    February 18, 2016 12:54pm UTC
    when my sister was bigger than me, everyone would constantly make her feel good about herself if she made self depricating remarks. me? no. like god, they can't even say i look nice when i try and dress nice. if I just need some reassurance, they'll just be like "yeah, you look fat, but i gained weight too so we'll be fat together." it really takes a toll coming from family, ya feel.

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