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TellitTotheFrogs*
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May 25, 2014 11:27pm UTC

“I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her a tiny bit. When I do not give in she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to itself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
-THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by. Blythe Baird

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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ElmosWhoree*
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September 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

“All I want, like in the world, is to just keep talking to you. I wanna know how your day was; where you wanna eat; and I wanna argue with you; and I wanna hear all your theories — even the ones that are just completely, you know, wrong? And I know it’s not that simple. I just think — no I really believe that if you just, if you just be willing to continue having this conversation with me, then we can figure the rest out.”

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ShmeXyLlamAs
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August 18, 2013 7:34am UTC

Passion... it lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us... passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have?
Passion is the source of our finest moments; the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief.
It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... without passion, we'd be truly dead.
-Angelus-

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jcpeace
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June 24, 2013 1:45am UTC

I have discovered a flaw in the Amazing Spider-man:
If Spider-man was really such a huge criminal with like every freaking cop looking for him,
why didn't they interview the criminals he caught?
The police should've put together that Spider-man was obviously going after men with shoulder length blond hair and if they interviewed said criminals they would've discovered that Spider-man was checking the left wrist of each criminal he picked up and dropped off for the police.
Then they would have thought "Hmmm Spider-man's looking for a guy with shoulder length blond hair and something on his left wrist? Lets see..." and they would've found the WANTED flier from Ben Parker's murder. The one with the guy with the shoulder length blond hair and star tattoo on his left wrist.
Knowing that, they can say that Spider-man has a personal vendetta against this man, who aside from killing Ben Parker, committed a minor crime of robbing a convience store. Enough for a personal vendetta? I think not.
Using the information gathered, the could safely assume that Spider-man had a vendetta against the criminal for the murder of Ben Parker. Any police officer who had seen Spider-man, which quite a few had, could see that he was a lean man, therefore ruling out May Parker. Who left but Peter Parker, who had recently been coming home covered in bruises and scratches. Put two and two together, you get the outcome of Peter Parker being Spider-man.
BOOM YOU GOT SPIDER-MAN!
It's 1:40 am. I can't sleep. This is what I think about.

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