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  1. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    If she says she likes it rough,
    D'molish her

  2. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    If she says she's cold, she wants you to warm her up
    ... WITH THE D
    S
    not my quote

  3. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    If she breaks up with you in the first week,
    YOU HAVE A SMALL D
    S
    not my quote

  4. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    If she's angry and mad all the time,
    SHE NEEDS THE D
    not my quote

  5. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    If she has more cats then friends, ,
    SHE NEEDS THE D
    not my quote

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    In one of my favorite shows,
    everyone above the age of innocence
    (hit puberty- virgin or not mkay) died,
    leaving all the kids, who have yet to
    blossom, all alone. Which, I mean c'mon,
    they haven't even had their first period or
    their testes haven't grown (or whatever
    else guys go through), like how are they
    supposed to run the world? Ah well,
    anyway, when all the adults and teens
    died, they referred to it as "The big D"
    (also "the big death") but idk, I mean
    it just gives a whole new meaning to
    the big d. Big d.ick (probably not even
    that big. sorry [not really]) versus death
    of apocalyptic proportions.

  7. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 7:45am UTC
    one time my teacher was talking and she was like "choose the d.. you always need to choose the d"

  8. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Me: *hops on that D*
    Me: *hops off because I remembered I have internet so who needs that D*

  9. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Brianna: I named mine Augustus, Ceasar, and Leigh
    Me: Haha I feel like something you'd do.
    Brianna: Yup, I was thinking about it just being D1, D2, D3.
    Brianna: So I could train my D, and it would get stronger,
    Brianna: But then I figured I should... you know... try.
    Me: Oh my dear God Brianna.
    Brianna: Never repeat this to anyone, my ducks might get angry.
    Brianna: I don't want them to rebel, 'cause that would freakin suck.
    Me: ... I don't want D1, D2 and D3 angry with me.
    Me: ... I don't want the D.
    Brianna: No I want the D. But the D will get angry at me.
    Brianna: You know how they are... they're sensetive.
    Me: Oh so sensitive.
    Brianna: Oh my God.
    Brianna: I'm done.
    All we were talking about was Ducklife.
    If you've never played Ducklife you've never lived.
    Just gotta live that Ducklife #DuckLYYYFE

  10. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Milk: she wants the D
    Milk: VITAMIN D

  11. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Do I want the D?
    No,i'm aiming for a B+ at least.
    format:xxcorinne95xx

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    Me: *puts condom on head.*
    Me: Ladies, remember this when your
    guy says his peen is too big for a condom.
    Me: Respect yo'self, protect yo'self.

  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Friend: *eating alphabet soup*
    Friend: *chokes on the d*
    nmq/sorry_if_someone_already_had_this_up_here_i_nearly_had_a_laugh_attack_when_i_saw_this

:)

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