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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:24am UTC
    shoutout to the people
    who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on YahooAnswers

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    people who know me both on the internet
    and in real life must be so f.cking confused.
    4,000 quote.*
    i just want to thank every single one of you.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    "Today after a 72 hour shift
    at the fire station, a woman
    ran up to me at the grocery store
    and gave me a hug. When I tensed
    up, she realized I didn't
    recognize her. She let go with
    tears of jot in her eyes
    and the most sincere smile and
    said, "On 9-11-01, you carried me
    out of the World Trade Center."

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    You change your mind like a girl
    changes clothes"
    uhh last time I checked girls take forever to choose their outfits so if you're implying that I carefully consider all my options before acting then thankyou

  5. ElleRain10 ElleRain10
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Yes, Facebook.
    I do know them.
    Do I want to be their friend?
    No.
    ~sandrasaurus format~

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC
    Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
    -soothe your boobs
    -de-stress your breasts
    -undo the calamity that is your mammaries
    -adjust your bust before it combusts
    Thank you for your time

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    My teacher once asked this question:
    "Look back into your past and tell me the worst thing to ever happen to you."
    I looked around at everyone next to me and I saw what they were thinking.
    Over half of them, I could tell had nothing to say.
    Another fourth had legitimate things.
    But it took them a while to think about it.
    And then my teacher said:
    "If you couldn't think of something fast, then you must have a pretty well-ajusted life."
    And then I raised my hand and asked:
    "So if I knew that the worst thing that has happened to me before you even asked the question, does that imply my life is terrible?"
    And her reply was:
    "No, Amanda. That just means you've had more life experiences and unfortunate events happen to you at such a young age. Being here, in this moment, says how strong you are to overcome them.
    This teacher might be straight and to the point.
    But without a doubt, she is the smartest person I have ever met.
    She is the only person that has ever acknowledged how much pain I was going through without showing it.
    And I will never be able to thank her enough for that.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    I just reached 1,000 followers
    It's kind of funny really. When I first made a Witty. All I wanted to do was fave this really funny quote, but I couldn't because I didn't have an account. I never thought I would ever even create my own quotes. I never thought I would ever get nearly as many followers as I have now. It just shows that it doesn't matter when you join or how, if you put effort into your account it can become anything you want. To a lot of people it's probably silly that I get so excited over a quote website, but Witty Profiles has really helped me throughout the past year. I never felt so accepted before. I could always post how I felt about something, or I could talk to almost anyone and they would help me. It's weird how much a website can make you grow in character. Thank you so much to every single one of my followers, and to SoNotFetch for being my 1,000 follower, and Steve for making such a great website. You are all amazing ♥

  9. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 1:58am UTC
    i have problems accepting compliments.

  10. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Today I opened my locker at school and
    tons of little sticky notes fell out
    all with nice things like
    you're gorgeous
    smile
    rock on
    except one. One had a longer note.
    Hi , you're name is Victoria I think. I see you are your locker, sometimes. I've seen the scars on your wrists. I've seen the pain in your eyes. Smile and stay strong.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:11am UTC
    sister: it smells like weed in here.
    sisters boyfriend: seriously i thought i was the only one who could smell it. do you smell it amanda?
    me: i don't actually know what weed smells like but sure
    sisters boyfriend: how can you not know what it smells like? i know you don't smoke but all of your friends do.
    me: all of my friends respect that i don't smoke and they respect that i don't like having people smoking around me. so they don't. they go elsewhere.
    sisters boyfriend: wow, i'm actually proud of that. good for you.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    "You're going to have that tattoo for the rest of you're life."
    Woah
    Really?
    Are you serious?
    Wow I...
    I had no idea thank you so much bless your soul.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Dear God,
    I wanna take a minute,
    not to ask anything from you.
    But simply to say
    thank you,
    for all I have.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    my friends at school
    know i have witty and
    they asked how many
    followers i had and they didnt
    believe me and i was like
    yeah im kind of a big deal i give
    you permission to speak to me
    and now they all unfollowed me like...
    excuse me who are they?????
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    hahha im just kidding i love you guys
    i do however want to say thank you
    for everything while you're reading this
    seriously guys. thank you.

  15. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    we are the ones, the
    ones you left behind, don't tell us how, tell us how
    to live our lives.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    I just reached 4, 000 followers
    THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  17. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 12:44am UTC
    One. Thousand. Followers.
    thank you so much

  18. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Thank you for creating me, thanks for believing in me, thanks for loving me even though I'm not perfect

  19. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 8:31pm UTC
    So I went to American Eagle today and I was trying stuff on so I walked out to show my aunt, who was with me, a shirt. When I walked out, this guy that worked there saw and his jaw dropped and he said "wow that outfit looks amazing on you!" I talked to him and my aunt for a few minutes and then before I went back into the dressing room the guy was like "I cannot get over how cute that looks on you!" Then he told me he had another shirt he knew I would love and asked me if I'd try it on for him. So he handed me it and said "I know it is going to look gorgeous on you!" Then when I came out he told me I could pull anything off because I was so pretty.
    This one guy made me realize that there are still nice guys left in the world. I haven't stopped smiling since then, and I realized that one day a guy will love me, even with all my flaws, and I shouldn't be so insecure. This may seem like just a way of tricking me into buying more or just being a good worker, and it may have been, but I took more from it than that and he literally made my day.
    Why do all good guys I meet have to be either way too old for me, gay, or taken?

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Today, November 11th, is Veterans Day.
    Some of us aren't in school, because today is an official United States holiday. Whether you were
    in school or not, take a few minutes to remember and thank those who have risked their lives for us.

:)

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