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fangirling_freak
posted a quote
June 9, 2014 10:20am UTC

I named my four purple Peeps Steve, Dan, Fred, and Bobalina.
I ate them.
They were cool. Especially Bobalina. :(
I miss her so much it hurts.
I miss her too, but she sacrificed herself to quench my hunger.
At least she died in pride.
She will be remembered.
I hope it's not too rough coming out of my butt...
Format by Breeze

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hyperion*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:59pm UTC

"that's the thing though, i'm pretty lonely most of the time so i stay at home and cry in bed, and i don't even do anything anymore, so it's like i'm pretty much dead."
"but really, you're not. you're still performing vital life processes, right? and you're still converting air into carbon dioxide. so scientifically, you're not dead, and when all else fails to please or comfort you, i think that should, a little."

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MusicIsMyForever
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC

The Cute, Amazing
Text Messages Between
Me And Him
<3 <3 <3

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steffykins
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Those text messages that could change everything
if you hit send

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:58pm UTC

When I read someones text messages
I know exactly how they'd say it

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steffykins
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 5:40pm UTC

me: *smiles at a text message*
mom: why are you smiling
mom: is that your boyfriend
mom: why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend
me: um
me:
me:
mom: WELL?!
me: I can't even

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gab*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 11:13pm UTC

So tomorrow is my birthday and besides maybe 1 person and my family
I'm not expecting anyone in my life to wish me a happy birthday. I have friends.
I've gotten close with a different group this school year but I'm still paranoid.
What if they forgot? Just like everyone else does. I know it really isn't that big
of a deal but I hate how all the popular people get their phones blowing up with a
ton of "Happy Birthday" messages every 5 minutes and I'll feel like a loser only
getting 3 at most. I hate my life. I just want to feel important for once.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Me: Hey, I got to tell you something...
Friend: Yeeeees?
Me. I'm pregnant.
Friend: Hrhr by who?
Me: Trey, remember him? (he doesn't really exist... he's my fictional bf)
But what should I do now? ):
Friend: Aaaaaah how cool!
What is it going to be?
Me: No not cool
Um I don't know yet, I'm only in the 3rd month ... sorry that I haven't told you earlier, but I was told myself yesterday
Friend: Oh Coco... YOOLOO
Me: Haha right!!
Abortion? No, right? Too less yolo :o
Friend: Let the baby die in the corner, I mean Yolo
Me: Yeah right, good idea
Friend: I know, right?
(we're really not that much in Yolo)
Oh and maybe you guys can have fun from my friend's and my stupidity hehe

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coco7*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 1:47pm UTC

How to anger your sister in a text message and possibly everyone on Witty:
Excuse me, sorry, excuse me, Mr. Centipede's coming through.
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Please stop I shall come soon
suddenly a wild bunny on a tank appears
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Pleas e stop texting me it driving every one CRAZY

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
Better than the Kanye Rest.
This is no Kanye Jest.
We are all Kanye Blessed.
I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
Why is this even happening?
You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
Follow me. :)

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*_*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 9:19pm UTC

That depressing moment when you text a thousand people and no one replies back

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 1:51am UTC

I hate it when you're all upset, and don't feel well, and I just want to hold you and tell you it'll all be better.
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lifeisfun
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:16pm UTC

OMG Wrong Person!!
Cancel. Cancel!
Cancel!! CANCEL!!!
*message sent*
Ok KILL me now....
Hate it when it happens

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I hate when I think I hear my phone vibrating,
& then when I check it, I have no new texts.

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_pinkypromise
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 11:39pm UTC

The kid who I was "talking" to (we're over) stopped texting me even though he texted me first.
So I said this:
Alright, you haven't answered me & I'm
not gonna wait for an answer if you're
not going to give me one. I want to let you
know though, I am good enough. If
you think so, that's great, prove it. If you
don't, then it's alright. I'm just trying to
say, I can't waste my time wondering.
Because it doesn't make a difference.
I hope you understand.
I am good enough.

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SubsidingOne
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if people in real life winked as much as they do in text messages, the world would be a very creepy place ;)

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PinkGlitter4
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 7:40pm UTC

I knew you were trouble when you walked in... so shame on me now.
Who is this?
FAIL.

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