Best Text Quotes This Year

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Things school has taught me:
-Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
-How to hate people in general
-To want to quit life weekly
-How to text/eat in class without getting caught
-Why I will never amount to anything

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 11:39am UTC

WHO CAN RELATEI love you *erases*
I miss you
*erases*
Can we talk?
*erases*
Whats up
*sends*
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happiest*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 12:58pm UTC

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I COULD BE WRITING THE MOST BORING TEXT EVER
but when you look over my shoulder
that text becomes top secret.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Reasons if I don't reply to a text:
-I reply at the speed of molasses
-I lost track of it because what is organization?
-I didn't notice that you replied
-I legit can not think of any way to continue the conversation and I just awkwardly stepped away
-I've already mentally replied to you and wandered into the depths of distractions and forget

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC

You are now chatting with a Person
K
lmnopqrstuvwxyz
ahsbhcbdjcvbdv
Are you really that dumb that you didn't notice i was finishing th alphabet for you?
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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Do you like me?
No
Oh..
But you never asked if I loved you..
Do you love me?
No

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
Better than the Kanye Rest.
This is no Kanye Jest.
We are all Kanye Blessed.
I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
Why is this even happening?
You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
Follow me. :)

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:02am UTC

Can you relate?
Instantly smiling when the person you wanted to text you, texts you
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lithium*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:57pm UTC

me: hey
in my mind: omfg did i really just send that what if i'm annoying them they know i'm ugly they hate me omfg i'm so embarrassed

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:55pm UTC

& just when,
I think i'm over you........
You text me.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:18am UTC

Have you ever sent a really risky text
And when the person replies
You really don't want to see it
But at the same time you are so anxious to see their reply

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Me and my crush: *don't text for one day*
Me: Well I guess this is it.
Me: She hates me.
Me: I'm going to die alone.
Me: I'm going to go move to Puerto Rico now.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I could be writing the most boring
text ever, but the minute someone looks over my shoulder, that text becomes top secret.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Adding a winking face to a text always makes it seem sexual
I hate you ;)
I have to make up a test ;)
I fell out of a window ;)
I killed your dog ;)
I failed a class ;)

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Lane *
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Seriously it's 2013 can we please get some water proof phones, I would like to text in the shower.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:03pm UTC

NOT TEXTING BACK
IS ONLY OKAY
WHEN I DO IT

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sammy*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:03am UTC

I'm really sleepy but it was worth it staying up all night talking to you

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 11:04am UTC

Have you ever sent a really risky text
And got really scared to see how the person would reply

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