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Best Test Quotes This Year

  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Me: Studied for 30 seconds! I'm gonna rock this f.ucking test!

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    u (◠‿◠✿)
    did not (◠‿◠✿)
    teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
    why is it (◠‿◠✿)
    on the test (◠‿◠✿)
    BTCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    CAN YOU RELATEI hate it when i understand something AFTER the testformat credit rajsonkar

  6. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
    * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
    * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
    Think of a number from 1 to 10
    Multiply that number by 9
    If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
    Now subtract 5
    Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
    Think of a country that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
    Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
    Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
    Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Science test: Extra credit: What is the strongest force on Earth?
    Me: Love
    Me: Reality check in science class

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    That one kid who hands in their test first
    and then a parade of students go and do it after them

  9. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Me: Okay, I'm ready for this test.
    Test paper: Name?
    Me: Is this a trick question?

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    me: wow i have so much work to do
    me: *goes on tumblr*
    me: *watches a movie*
    me: *reads a novel*
    me: *takes a nap*
    me: *climbs a mountain*
    me: *backpacks through europe*
    me: why am i not getting anything done

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    22 = 48
    33 = 927
    44 = 1664
    55 = ?format by rajsonkar

  12. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    I wish google sat next to
    me during tests.

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    this happened in my history class on Friday.
    Teacher: Let's play a joke on Sammi when she comes back from the bathroom.
    Students: What is it?
    Teacher: Well I'm rescheduling your test from Monday to Wednesday..
    Teacher: But when Sammi comes back in I'll say it's rescheduled to today.
    Me: I don't know, Sammi takes stuff pretty seriously.
    Students: Shut up, Charlie.
    Sammi: *walks in*
    Teacher: Okay guys put away your homework, we will start the test.
    Sammi: What? I thought the test was Monday!
    Teacher: Yeah but I just rescheduled it. Sit down.
    Sammi: But I haven't been here the past few days and I'm gonna fail.
    Teacher: Well you should've thought about that before you decided to be sick.
    Sammi: *almost in tears* But if I fail this I'm going to fail this class, I barely have a C as it is.
    Teacher: Well you should've studied more.
    Sammi: *crying*
    Sammi: *cries and runs to guidance*
    and that's what breaks my heart about some of the terrible teachers our school system has

  14. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    You Really Love Him , Don't You?
    A simple psychological question.
    Not a single name was mentioned,
    but someone suddenly came into your mind.

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    My friend: This test is going to be too hard.
    Teacher: Well you should know what's on it
    My friend: But I don't get it.
    Teacher: Well if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary.
    Teachdr: It's between sh it and syphilis

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    I'm not a secretive person until the teacher walks around looking over my shoulder during a test

  17. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:26am UTC
    during a maths test:
    me: my answer = 23
    answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
    me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer

  18. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 10:26am UTC
    I.Q. Test
    Daughter's name is Forty Two
    Son's name is Fifty Two
    Mother's name is Mrs. Sixty Two
    what is the name of the father ?
    format credit
    rajsonkar follow 

  19. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    That awesome moment
    When you guess on a test
    And you're right

  20. the_last_hope the_last_hope
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Hi there. I'm new


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