Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.
2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.) Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together Now subtract 5 Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.) Think of a country that starts with that letter. Remember the last letter of the name of that country. Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter. Remember the last letter in the name of that animal. Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter. Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. Nmq
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December 12, 2013 1:42pm EST
me: wow i have so much work to do me: *goes on tumblr* me: *watches a movie* me: *reads a novel* me: *takes a nap* me: *climbs a mountain* me: *backpacks through europe* me: why am i not getting anything done
this happened in my history class on Friday. Teacher: Let's play a joke on Sammi when she comes back from the bathroom. Students: What is it? Teacher: Well I'm rescheduling your test from Monday to Wednesday.. Teacher: But when Sammi comes back in I'll say it's rescheduled to today. Students: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY IDEA! Me: I don't know, Sammi takes stuff pretty seriously. Students: Shut up, Charlie. *later* Sammi: *walks in* Teacher: Okay guys put away your homework, we will start the test. Sammi: What? I thought the test was Monday! Teacher: Yeah but I just rescheduled it. Sit down. Sammi: But I haven't been here the past few days and I'm gonna fail. Teacher: Well you should've thought about that before you decided to be sick. Sammi: *almost in tears* But if I fail this I'm going to fail this class, I barely have a C as it is. Teacher: Well you should've studied more. Sammi: *crying* Teacher: HA JUST KIDDING WE TOTALLY FOOLED YOU. Sammi: *cries and runs to guidance* and that's what breaks my heart about some of the terrible teachers our school system has
My friend: This test is going to be too hard. Teacher: Well you should know what's on it My friend: But I don't get it. Teacher: Well if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary. Teachdr: It's between sh it and syphilis