Best Test Quotes Ever

the_last_hope
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Hi there. I'm new

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永久*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:49am UTC

*I'm learning for my Science test which is the next day*
*Friend calls up*
Friend: Hiiii!!
Me: Hey.
Friend: Well, I don't want to waste a lot of your time. I just wanted to know what is the difference between compounds and mixtures.
Me: *tells her the answer*
Friend: Oh, I hate this teacher. She can't teach sh/t.
Me: Yea--
Friend: And I hate Science even more.
Me: But Sci--
Friend: No seriously, what are we supposed to do by learning about f/cking atoms and molecules?
Me: Well, if you want to become a scientis--
Friend: Of course I don't. I hate Science!! I hate school. Why do we have school tomorrow?
Friend: I would rather die.
Me: Chill---
Friend: Oh by the way, I feel like eating ice-cream. Which flavor would be best right now?
Me: How would I know what your favorite taste is?
Friend: I like chocolate and vanilla and mint and strawberry is okay and oh yeah! I like nuts as well!!
Me: But I need to stud--
Friend: My mum is so annoying, she keeps barging into my room whenever she wants to and my little sister just keeps tearing my books. What should I do about them?
Me: Just ignore them and lock your room and yeah I have to study no--
Friend: Yeah but I can't find the key to my room and what if I GET LOCKED UP?
Me: Can I call you--
Friend: Yeah call me your best friend. I really like you.
Me: *pukes* (I never liked that girl a lot)
Friend: What's wrong, best friend?
Me: Look, I need to--
Friend: Ooooo you need to m/sturbate!!
Me: -_- Can I talk to you later?
Friend: But I have just a little question.
Me: Shoot.
Friend: Are you sure we have a Science test tomorrow?
Me: Yea--
Friend: OH NO!!
Friend: I hate Science so much and I'm really bad at it but I have to learn so bye!! and I'm sorry for disturbing you!!
Me: Good luc--
Friend: *hangs up*
-_-
*Friend calls up again*
Friend: Oh by the way, I think I left my notes at school. Can I come over to your place and we can study together?
Me: *hangs up and throws phone out of the window*
AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS HOW I LEARN FOR MY TESTS.

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Steve
posted a quote
September 26, 2015 5:38am UTC

write
your
quote
here

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Sugarlollies78
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 9:03am UTC

If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:55pm UTC

*Does a test*
Forgets everything the topic is about and suddenly remembers
what happened on the 5th day of 2004 at 7:30am

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SundayWakeUp
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Maybe it is all a test.
So even though I feel like I'm the Worst,
I act like I'm the Best.
Oh No - Marina and the Diamonds

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:48pm UTC

My sister: *making a video of her foot tapping while she plays the flute*
Me: Why are you doing that?
My sister: It's the new way my teacher does playing tests.
Me: *under my breath* Maybe he has a foot fetish
My sister: What?
Me: Nothing.

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swiftie_forever13
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 1:55pm UTC

"How I see it before"
___________________
TEST
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豆贝尔维豆贝尔维豆贝尔维
豆贝尔维豆贝尔维豆贝尔维
_________________________
BravoSierra's format
"How I see it after"
___________________________________________________
TEST
1 . 2+2 = ? (wrong)
2. 1+1= 9 ( wrong )
3. 5+5= 12 (wrong)
4. What is the first letter of the alphabet? Answer : z (wrong)
5: Underline the RED word:
youth disabled certain telephone afterwards (wrong)
6. Name one animal: Answer : hotel (wrong)
____________________________________________________
grade : F / 0 %
but i lost the eraser O_o
mq
Format credit swiftie_forever13

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I wanna see something...
Fave if you have an iPhone
Comment if you have any other phone

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soccertrack
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:53pm UTC

You will know song lyrics after one time hearing them. You won't know the answers on a test you studied hours for.

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Golfish27
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 7:48am UTC

HUMANS SPEND A THIRD OF THEIR LIFE SLEEPING
I THINK IT WOULD BE A HALF IF WE HAD GOT NO EXAMS

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:07am UTC

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Class dismissed
#stolen

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LilacRain
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Me: I'm not gonna study for this test. #yolo
Next day: *takes test*
Next day: *fails test*
Me: I Yolo'd too hard.

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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the only thing you get an A on
is an online anxiety test

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emily1534
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:21pm UTC

READ THESE NUMBERS OUT LOUD. DO NOT LOOK AHEAD. THIS IS A FUN TEST. NO CHEATING.
777,777
77,777
7,777
777
77
7
Think of the first vegetable that comes to your mind!!
I bet you thought of a carrot. Comment what you thought of.

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:23pm UTC

I had a really big test thing, and I was really nervous. I got through it fine. I got it back a week later, confident I had done well.
My confidence in the test was quickly abolished when I noticed on the front page I spelt my name wrong. MY NAME

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 12:02pm UTC

When you spend half of the test trying to remember what the date is...

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ladybu272
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 11:58am UTC

Homework: AClasswork: AHomework: AClasswork: AHomework: AClasswork: ATest: FFinal Grade: F

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Time started: 4:27 PM
Gender: Male
Birthday: April 9th 1994
Eye color: sea foam green and light blue.
Shoe size: 12-13
Height: 6'3
What are you wearing: Sweat pants, a hoodie and a beanie.
Righty or lefty: Both
Who are your closest friends: Iva <3. Alex, Katy, Zara
Best place for a date?: His arms.
Fave Color?: Purple, neon green, black
Fave Number: 13
Fave Boys Name: Stephen, Ayden, Alexander
Fave Girls Name: Alexandrean, Lexi, Catherine
Fave Sport: Football (Soccer), Hockey, Track, Baseball.
Fave Month: uhhh.... January i guess
Fave movies: Titanic
Juice: Apple
Breakfast food: Lettuce
Favorite cartoon character: not sure
Given anyone a bath: Yup my kids
Smoked: yup
Made yourself throw-up: yes
Gone skinny dipping: yes
Eaten a dog: ......
Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: yes
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yes
Played truth or dare: Yup
Been in a physical fight: yes
Been on a plane: yes
Been in a hot tub: Yup
Cried when someone died: yes
Fell off your chair: Yes
Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: yes :o
Saved e-mails: yes
Fallen for one of your best guy friends: yeah >.>
Made out with JUST a friend?: yup
Used someone?: ... no i swear no
Whats your good luck charm?: my mum's wedding ring on a necklace
Best song you ever heard: Kiss me when sung by him :O Orrr iris when he type sung it. Married my sould lovelies... my soul.
What's your bedroom like: Black and white. CLEAN
Last thing you said: food come here
What is beside you? the bed
What kind of shampoo do you use: Pantene
Best thing that has happened to you this year?: Meeting my iva <333
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Losing Alexis
Chicken pox: yeah when i was little
Sore Throat: Yup
Stitches: yeah
Broken nose: mhmmm
Do you believe in love at first sight? No
Like school: LOL no
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: ewww no
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: Iva, Alex, Katy, my pet unicorn... KELLIN QUINN
Who was the last person that called you: iva tried but i cant answer :o
What makes you laugh the most?: Iva
What makes you smile?: IVA and when Alex sang me iris omg *___* love him
your loudest friend: HMMM not sure
Do you like filling these out?: ehhhh
Do you wear contacts or glasses: Yup
Do you like yourself: Lol no
Do you get along with your family: Never
Stolen anything over $50: idk
What are you listening to right now?: Perfect by hedley
Got any awards?: Yup
What car do you wish to have: Farrari
Where do you want to get married: Haunted house/Crypt
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: everything
Good driver: ehhhh i tend to flip it
Good singer?: mhmmmm
Have a lava lamp?: Yuppppp
How many remote controls are in your house: A lot
Double jointed: yeah in my arm like
What do you dream about: Their suicides.
Last time you showered: this morning
Last time you took a bath: I dont even know
Chocolate: ew
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: dr.pepper
Summer or winter: Fall
Silver or Gold: tin
Diamond or pearl: Quartz
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
Sprite or 7up: Dr.Pepper
Cats or dogs: Cats
Coffee or tea: i'm english boii... Tea
Phone or in person: Person
Indoor or outdoor: Internet
End Time: 3:48 pm

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 1:44am UTC

Okay, so every time we take a test, my science teacher says
'Good luck, and may the force be with you.'
and this is why he is my favorite teacher.

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