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Kin
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March 31, 2014 9:39am UTC

Ugh. About to take my state test. Its my English one test and it consists of 3 short answer responses, 2 essays, and I think like 60 something questions. Now I gotta turn off my phone aka my friends and my social life. At least I know the person I like likes me back so getting to talk to her afterschool is what is getting me through the day

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 5:04pm UTC

That awesome moment
When you guess on a test
And you're right

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 5:03pm UTC

This
is
A
test if you can read
down to here

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Delwen
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 8:24pm UTC

who are your favorite wittians?

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Señor Vidbot*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 8:45pm UTC

test 123ABC XYZ

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Señor Vidbot*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 8:34pm UTC

asdf asjdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdfasdf asdf asdf qwefqwdfa df2rsdf asdf fiuh3efasdf sdf 1p34ijf9jasdf uiasdfkl hp98fhoiuhsdf asdfsdf

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Señor Vidbot*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 2:02pm UTC

hello boys and girls

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princeyuki123
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February 16, 2014 9:21pm UTC

Giving your friend the "What the f.uck is this?" Look during a test.

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seungri
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 1:15pm UTC

ignore.

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taeyang
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 12:58pm UTC

ignore

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 4:52pm UTC

So does anyone else ever do that thing where they just stop talking to one of their friends and gnore them for like a week or two to see if they notice or even care about you / value your friendship?

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 4:10pm UTC

test administrator: okay this is the end of part one. We’ll take a five minute break. If you have to use the restroom, do it now. Anyone? *looks around* speak now or forever hold your pee.
me: *facepalms* omg please no. Stop while you’re ahead.

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 9:43pm UTC

Age is just a number.
Pain is just a test.
Sleep is just a rest.
Distance is just a mile.
But time is everything.
And love is everything.
Age doesn't matter.
Pain doesn't matter.
Sleep doesn't matter.
Distance doesn't matter.
Time is the life spent.
Love is feeling shared.

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CharliesTheName
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December 18, 2013 5:47pm UTC

My friend: This test is going to be too hard.
Teacher: Well you should know what's on it
My friend: But I don't get it.
Teacher: Well if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary.
Teachdr: It's between sh it and syphilis

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NyanCah
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December 14, 2013 4:58pm UTC

who else should be studying right now

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OMGsumoneActually
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December 14, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Hi

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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the only thing you get an A on
is an online anxiety test

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 1:42pm UTC

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

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someoneinhiding
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December 9, 2013 9:46pm UTC

The Pyscho Test
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later, the woman kills her sister.
Why did she kill her sister?
If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath

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Merlin
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 5:21pm UTC

c) Tracey says
'(√2=√8) is an irrational number
(√2+√8) = 18
I think that if you sqaure an
number you always get a ratio.'
Tracey is wrong.
Use an example to show that Tracey is wrong.
_She's a women______________
____________________________________

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