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  1. π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž* π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2017 6:11am UTC
    I love watching old TV shows with my parents.

  2. π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž* π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2017 8:28pm UTC
    "I always know that when someone says “in all due respect,” that the last thing I'm going to get from them is the respect that's due."
    -𝐹𝓇𝒢𝓃𝓀, π΅π“π“Šπ‘’ π΅π“π‘œπ‘œπ’Ήπ“ˆ

  3. π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž* π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2017 8:08pm UTC
    "You're under arrest for being a complete idiot."
    -Danny, Blue Bloods

  4. MisunderstoodDreamer MisunderstoodDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2016 6:21am UTC
    You took a piece of me, and I let you.
    & t h a t w i l l n e v e r h a p p e n a g a i n .
    - Cristina Yang, Grey's Anatomy

  5. craniumcadoo craniumcadoo
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2015 8:48am UTC
    Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand! So here’s what you do, you forget about the thousand and concentrate on the one.
    - Peter Capaldi as The Doctor, Doctor Who

  6. pangerit pangerit
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 12:58am UTC
    -Niles, this steak is tough.
    -So is life, and then you die.

  7. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 12:43am UTC
    Movies/TV Shows are so unrealistic.
    Like, who can seriously dial a number and be like, "Find everything you can on ________"
    And then your private investigator just so happens to find the exact information on the exact person you're looking for, even though there are probably dozens of other people with the same name.
    Nice try, Television...

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Hoping and praying for a brighter day. I listen to my heart and I obey. How can I see it any other way? I'm looking at a life through my own eyes.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    I'm looking at a life through my own eyes. I'm searching for a hero to idolize. Feeling the pain as innocence dies, I'm looking at a life through my own eyes.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    I see a land with liberty for all. Yet, still I know, the truth will rise and fall. That's just the way it goes. A word, now, to the wise--The word was made to change, each day is a surprise.

  11. jeonghans_sideho* jeonghans_sideho*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the internet, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown

  12. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Sister: Do you have any friends?
    Me: Of course I do.
    Sister: Really? How many friends do you have?
    Me: All ten seasons.
    Sister:
    Sister:
    Sister:
    And this is why I don't have any

  13. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-α΄€-ᴍΙͺα΄…sα΄œα΄α΄α΄‡Κ€-ᴍᴏʀɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-α΄€-ᴍΙͺα΄…sα΄œα΄α΄α΄‡Κ€-ᴍᴏʀɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    I wish I could just McReary-Time-Reary all of my mistakes away.

  14. Patd33 Patd33
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Astoundishing

  15. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-α΄€-ᴍΙͺα΄…sα΄œα΄α΄α΄‡Κ€-ᴍᴏʀɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-α΄€-ᴍΙͺα΄…sα΄œα΄α΄α΄‡Κ€-ᴍᴏʀɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

  16. J4M13 J4M13
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, frisky women and I did not kill anyone."
    ~Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Series 2, Episode 7, "The usual suspects."

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Me: *casually sitting in my room*
    Brother: *opens door*
    Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin.
    Me: What's going on?
    Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family.

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 8:04am UTC
    I would love to be an actress, not only would I hang out with hot actors- I could
    kiss them and when they ask 'what' your problem,' I can say 'Just practicing.'

  19. BVB-Fandom* BVB-Fandom*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Sandy:Patrick can you go be stupid somewhere else?
    Patrick:Not until 4:00.
    Sandy:...
    Spongebob:GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE SANDY AND I HAVE TO GET SMOOCHING!!!!
    Sandy:Great job,Spongebob, now look what you've done.
    Patrick:Hey,my fake watch says it's four. And Spongebob, you're getting silent treatment.
    made for bordem

  20. mystique mystique
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 11:16am UTC
    Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
    Patrick: Not until 4.

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