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Best Teenagers Quotes This Week

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
    confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
    with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

  5. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten
    with sweaty palms and runs in our tights
    and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus
    and hid his head in the seat.
    And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet
    talking about what it would be like to act like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of middle school
    with sweaty palms and new jeans
    and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year
    but he liked another girl more than me.
    And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends
    and tried to be just like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of high school
    with sweaty palms and big text books
    and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months
    and gives me look in the hallway.
    And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her
    mother's closet again
    and all the boys look at her and she loves it
    and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless
    you're a big kid.
    My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year
    with fond memories and our graduation caps
    and Dillon took his own life last year
    because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night.
    And Michelle stays home mostly now
    because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree
    and it scares me now
    because we are
    the big kids.
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  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Adults.
    They think they know everything we're going through. They think just because they were our age once that they know how we're feeling, and what we're going through. But, that couldn't be further from the truth. They don't know how we're feeling, we don't even know how we're feeling. We're teenagers. Our life is complicated, and can change faster than we can text.

  8. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 12:20pm UTC
    Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
    until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

  9. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Me: Makes a mistake
    Me: Thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years.

  10. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 10:11am UTC
    Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.

  11. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 10:58am UTC
    what others get scolded about: getting high, gettin drunk, having drugs, etc
    what i get scolded about: leaving the bathroom door open

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC
    You know what's dumb? The concept of treating adolescents like children
    throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then, around age 17, doing a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next few years what they want to do for the rest of their lives.

  13. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Normal teenagers when they get in trouble: lol whatever
    Me when I get in trouble: OH GOD I'M THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET. WHY DO MY PARENTS STILL HAVE ME? WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS? I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID IDIOT.

  14. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    my mom told my dad
    "stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor" and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious teenager.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    "They were just teenagers!"
    I don't know, man. I'm a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager, but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, r.ape, or mu.rder someone.

  16. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    IF THERE'S ONE THING THE INTERNET TAUGHT ME IT'S THAT TEENAGE GIRLS REALLY LIKE SEXY FANFICTION

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:12am UTC
    I think that maybe teenagers are so unhappy because of the naïve
    expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they're slowly realizing life isn't going to be so easy and you can't be an astronaut without a bunch of qualifications and they're really sad about that and that's why I think we should just start being really mean to babies and introduce the Hunger Games.

  18. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore it’s become a personality trait.

  19. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    I don't see how people can socialize so easily like I can barely talk to a restaurant waiter.

  20. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    How does Steve cope?
    He has over 1000 socially awkward,lazy,food-obsessed teenage daughters addicted to the internet.

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