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Best Technology Quotes This Week

  1. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Yawning is your body's
    way of saying 20% of
    battery remaining.

  2. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:44am UTC
    Apple was going to make an iPod for kids,
    but apparently the name "itouch kids" didn't go so well.
    Hmm....wonder why..

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    forgetting your phone at home for the day:
    scariest. thing. ever.

  4. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 8:10am UTC
    I asked my friend to pass me a newspaper.
    "Don't be silly," he said. "Borrow my iPad."
    That spider never knew what freaking hit it.

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    Yes, I talk to my phone
    Yes, I talk to my computer
    Yes, I know they actually can't hear me

  6. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Anyone else find it weird
    that a 3 year old can
    pick up an iPhone and
    immediately know how to
    use it?

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    science is being taken too far. i think that it is an extreme concern that a majority of us will be using these machines called AUTOMOBILES instead of using horse and buggy for traveling regularly in a very short matter of time. technology is going too fast for this era.

  8. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Under the circumstances,
    I've been shockingly nice

  9. sunlander sunlander
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Life before Computer:
    .
    -Window was a square hole in a room..
    .
    -Application was something written in paper..
    .
    -Mouse was an animal..
    .
    -Keyboard was a Piano..
    .
    -File was a important officematerial..
    .
    -Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
    .
    -Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue..
    .
    -Web was spider's home..
    .
    -Virus was flu..
    .
    -Apple and Blackberry werejust fruits... :P

  10. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    Relationships are harder
    now
    because conversations become texting,
    arguments become phone calls,
    and feelings become status updates.
     
    Format credit to WouldYouGoDownWithMe

  11. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 1:04pm UTC
    Why don't you speak it out loud
    instead of living in your head?

  12. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    I feel like the only teenager who even knows what a floppy disc is.

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    We all have a love-hate relationship with technology, most of the time it's hate. XD

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    I think adults should have
    to take a 21st century etiquette class where they learn that posting facebook statuses in all caps does not make them look more assertive and that buying a CD to listen to one song is no longer necessary.

  15. Leonidas32123 Leonidas32123
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Dad: On his Tablet
    Mom: On Dad's other Tablet
    Big Sis: On her Laptop
    Small Sis: On other laptop
    Me: On the computer
    hmmm..
    Not sure if it's the age of Advanced Technology or Robot Apocalypse

  16. SandyTheRocker SandyTheRocker
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    It used to be stupid phones and smart people.
    Now it's smartphones and stupid people.

  17. Dustinshankle Dustinshankle
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Without Technology,
    My life would cease to exist..

  18. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 9:22am UTC
    Technology is the Reflection of our
    IMAGINATION

  19. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 9:16am UTC
    ''What I see is there is growing technology and less awareness''
    -Man in his 50s to his wife. Maipú Street, Banfield, Thursday at 11 am, Argentina.
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  20. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    I won't be impressed with technology until i can download food.

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