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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2016 1:37pm UTC
    In school they teach you how to nourish a body, And they teach you how to nourish your mind. But they never teach you how to nourish your heart or your soul. They never teach you the importance of reading a book, taking a long bath, eating the whole block of chocolate, calling someone on the phone you miss a lot, travel, not working yourself into the ground, not crying over people who don’t matter, splurging on the nice dress, loving yourself. And that’s why we struggle with these things, I think.

  2. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    Who needs to know about diffusion anyway?
    I probably won't ever use this in "real life" so why bother teach it?

  3. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    This girl......this girl....made perfection possible and for that I thank her for teaching me to love

  4. FairyLight FairyLight
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 3:26am UTC
    teaching myseif how to make layouts..

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    I'm considered the geek-squad
    for my entire family. I mean,
    do you know how hard it is to
    talk a 65 year old woman through
    the steps of installing a new browser
    over the phone, because her facebook
    games don't support internet explorer? Very, very hard.
    and oh god, she just bought a cell phone.

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:09am UTC
    KINDNESS
    is an open communication
    between heart to heart and not required to be learned by searching, teaching, or even preaching."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Teacher:
    Why are you talking during my lesson?
    Student:
    Why are you teaching during my conversation?

  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    So I had this substitute named Johnny and I was eating an apple so i yelled
    "hey, I'm eating an apple from the apple tree you planted"
    the class found it funny- but he didn't.

  9. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    Today I learned what
    the log button on my
    calculator does,
    and tomorrow
    they said I will learn
    the useful lesson
    of why 1968 was
    such an important
    year.
    Everyday, they
    shove useless facts
    down our throats,
    only testing our
    ability to remember
    facts that we will
    soon forget.
    Everyday, we drive
    ourselves to the brink
    of insanity, trying
    to earn that "A' that
    defines our worth
    in their eyes.
    But why can't they teach
    us something that will
    actually help us?
    Like how to stop hating
    ourselves and wanting
    to die;
    or how to stop defining
    our worth based
    on a simple grade
    or the number on
    a scale.
    When do we learn that?
    (DS)

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Teacher: The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
    Me: *raises hand*
    Teacher: Mayonnaise is not an instrument, Caitlin.
    Me: *keeps hand up*
    Teacher: Niether is relish.

  11. MyBrokenHorizon MyBrokenHorizon
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
    - Neil Gaiman

  12. KKayla KKayla
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Because,
    I'm going to make sure my little brother knows how to throw a football, ride a bike, run, be a good student and maybe even be a better person than me.
    I never had a person like that,
    and I dont want him to end up teaching himself everything.
    I want him to have good memories of his big sister.

:)

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