Best Taylorswift Quotes Today

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC

If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 5:32pm UTC

OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A FULL SONG
ABOUT WITTY.
SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
It feels like the perfect night
for sitting at home
making up good quotes
oh oh, oh oh
It feels like one of those nights
12 o' clock ice cream
I'm up on Witty
I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
Yeahhhhhh!
We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
OH OH
I don't know about you
But I shouldn't be up at 2
Everything will be alright just,
A few more quotes to go through!
Witty is the best
And we're all so obsessed
So I want to thank you Steve
for making a website forrrr
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 4:52pm UTC

But, guys, Ed Sheeran is honestly the one we should feel sorry for.
Not only did he put himself in a suit, not win a Grammy, and have to sit in a very close proximity to Chris Brown, but he also had to watch some stupid girl publically mock his best friend and now he has to go on tour with her ratchet a// for the next, like, seven months. Ed, we feel for you, babe.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 5:38pm UTC

I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian.
Lesbihonest here, she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:59pm UTC

I hate you.
We break up.
You call me.
I still hate you.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:06am UTC

It is the year 2053. A girl lays on her bed wearing vintage UGG boots.
"I was bornin the wrong generation." she sighs as she listens to Taylor Swift and cries over a One Direction poster.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC

I don't care how many guys Taylor Swift dates. Like, go ahead and date
every single person on the face of the earth. My problem is when she bashes and publicly humiliates them. Like, yeah, people are going to break your heart, but you have to be an adult and move forward in a mature fashion and not do that kind of thing.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:41pm UTC

do you remember these songs?
-hey soul sister
-i'm yours
-fireflies
-i gotta feeling
-whatcha say
-tik tok
-you belong with me

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 3:54pm UTC

How many times does Ed
have to say that he doesnt, and never will, like Taylor Swift in that way.
Seriouly, his manager even said that they are just friends and Ed would never, ever date her.
Ever.

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TrulyMadlyDeeplyy
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes
she’s cheer captain and i look incredible

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 7:51pm UTC

he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night. i said, "my eyes are brown."

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
March 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I'm still waiting for the day that I will use
x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
In real life.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:58pm UTC

F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
U is for ur alone
N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 3:22pm UTC

He said the way my blue eyes shine put those Georgia stars to shame
that night, I said "Who you been messin' around with? My eyes are as brown as the shìt you're talking."

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Plot twist: Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars used to date, but broke up, and now they're writing songs about each other.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:52am UTC

To be perfectly honest, you'll never fully understand or fully relate to Taylor Swift's song Fifteen until you actually go through your freshman year of high school.

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