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  1. blvck_ blvck_
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Cats are wierd.
    They have disgusting griptape tounges.

  2. rock_chica rock_chica
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:25am UTC
    Trust is like a clean sheet of paper.
    Once it gets ripped or crumpled, you can tape it up or flatten it out, but it's always visibly damaged.

  3. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 2:02am UTC
    Someone fix me /.\

  4. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 1:13am UTC
    Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
    -Carl Zwanzig

  5. SkinnyLove_ SkinnyLove_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    me: *breaks the law*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:*duct tapes it back together*

  6. littleDreamerdarestoDream littleDreamerdarestoDream
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    You see Duct Tape... I see EXCITEMENT!! :P

  7. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    "Perhaps we dont like what we see: our hips, our loss of hair, our shoe size, our dimples, our knuckles too big, our eating habits, our disposition. We have disclosed these things in secret, likes and dislikes, behind doors with locks, our lonely rooms, our messy desks, our empty hearts, our sudden bursts of energy, our sudden bouts of depression. Don’t worry. Put away your mirrors and your beauty magazines and your books on tape. There is someone right here who knows you more than you do, who is making room on the couch, who is fixing a meal, who is putting on your favorite record, who is listening intently to what you have to say, who is standing there with you, face to face, hand to hand, eye to eye, mouth to mouth. There is no space left uncovered.
    This is where you belong."

  8. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Today he said I was amazing for letting him borrow the tape I keep in my llockers feel so stupid now, I'm amazing because I let you use my tape....
    ... Thanks I hope you know how badly that hurts

  9. theoni95 theoni95
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 3:41am UTC
    We all grew up calling it duck tape
    and we still do

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