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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 4:04am UTC
    the fear of tampons that exist in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things i've ever seen
    they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if
    u ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction
    and he will run as far away as possible its hilarious

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:52am UTC
    They should put prizes in tampon boxes, and be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some ice cream

  3. CanadianGirlxo* CanadianGirlxo*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 7:44am UTC
    Let's make like a tampon, and get on up there! -Brandon Rogers as Alex Rimmer in the show, Theater Class on YouTube.
    Credit Goes To: Brandon Rogers [YouTube Username: hotbananastud]

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
    funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
    Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
    Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.

  6. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Oh my god. So I was in someone's profile, but I thought I was on the newest quotes page. So I was like "dayum, this girl adds a lot of quotes!" and every time I clicked the next button, I would go to the top of her profile, and I thought my computer was being a jerk to me so I started screaming and throwing a fit. Then I realized I was still in her profile...
    Never in my life have I felt more stupid than I do right now

  7. Destiny* Destiny*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    It's kind of weird
    that once a month,
    an unfertilized baby
    falls out of you...

  8. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Giovanna Plowman is in a relationship.
    Now can we let that all sink in

  9. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    im not a hipster bc thats way too mainstream

  10. absofreekinlutelywitty7 absofreekinlutelywitty7
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Tampons are
    friends, not food.

  11. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    Trying so hard not to cry...

  12. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman.We were best friends in middle school.I know,right?It's so embarrassing.I don't even..whatever.So then in eighth grade,I got my period,and Giovanna was like,weirdly jealous of it.Like,if I would blow her off because of period pains,she'd be like,"Why didn't you let me have your tampon?"And i'd be like,"What is wrong with you?"So then,for my birthday party,which was an all-girls pool party,I was like, "Giovanna,I can't invite you,because I think you'er gonna steal everyone's tampons."I mean I couldn't have HER at my party,There were gonna be girls there on their PERIODS.I mean,right?She was OBSESSED.So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her,it was so retarted.And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her,and she came back in the fall for high school,all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird,and now I guess she eats tampons.
    xxcorinne95xx format nmq*got it off twitter

  13. Lizzy867 Lizzy867
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 11:08am UTC
    Out with the oid... and in with the new.
    Yep, Changing my tampon again.

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    I only got 99 tampons cause some freak ate one.

  15. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Just think.
    Giovanna Plowman has a boyfriend.
    and you don't
    Just let that sink in...

  16. little_bit_str0nger little_bit_str0nger
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 10:01am UTC
    if only they had a tampon emoji.

  17. Yellow Yellow
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    That Tampon Girl will only be popular
    for a period of time
    I think everyone is just
    ovary acting
    Don't worry. These types of things only happen
    once a month

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Anyone who DOESN'T think the tampon girl is crazy, go look at her Twitter page and read the Tweets.
    https://twitter.com/TheGiovannaP

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