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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Where can I buy skinny genes?

  2. basicallyeric basicallyeric
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:15am UTC
    I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
    "Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
    All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Society: Everyone is beautiful just the way they are!
    Society: Ew you have pimples, wear cover up!
    Society: Ew that shirt does not go with those skinny jeans.
    Society: Why are you so stupid! Do you not own a brain??
    Society: Ew you cut yourself, you belong in Hell.
    Society: Ew you dress liek a guy but are a girl, why do i even talk to you?
    Society: You don't have abs? Ew get away from me.
    Society: You aren't a size 0, why are you so fat!
    Society: Why are you so depressed? Like get a life.
    Society: F@gg*t you like the same gender.
    Society: Gay guys are so cute!
    Society: Ew Lesbians.
    Society: Why can't you be a jock? All guys need to be jocks!
    Society: Everyone is perfect the way they are! BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE FAKE.
    MQ

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
    and my teacher glared at them and said
    “Could you try to be a little more mature?”
    So one of them screamed
    “TAXES”
    and punched the other kid in the face

  5. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  6. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
    so. much. prettiness.

  7. yourbiggestfanthisisstan yourbiggestfanthisisstan
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    To Mom:
    Mom, Where is my backpack?
    What's for dinner?
    Did you find the remote?
    Can you buy me a iphone?
    Can you sign this test I failed?
    Can you drive me to my friend's house? if I had friends lol
    Why did you have to pass ugly genes to me?!
    To Dad:
    Where's mom?

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    if you have ever used whole
    eraser without losing it
    Seriously, I salute you

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
    possession and not being able to text anyone about it..

  10. MyTruth MyTruth
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Who else finds this new 'tags' thing confusing?

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 9:10am UTC
    So some people are posting tags and tagging the quote with it

  12. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Even on witty, I am at the bottom of the social pyramid.

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    5 tips:
    Fight for her
    Protect her
    Love her
    Kiss her
    Laugh with her

  14. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    *Me going to bed*
    Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds of sleep
    Me: 51 seconds
    Me: 50 seconds
    Me: 49 seconds
    Me: WOAH how did I get my laptop up here with me?
    Me: well i guess I have to go on witty
    Me: and facebook
    Me: and tumblr
    Me: and twitter
    Me: and pinterest
    Me: we might as well look at the news
    Me: dude what am I thinking, I never check the news. *puts laptop down*
    Me: sh/t. its been like two hours, now I'll only get 5 hours of sleep, better fall asleep NOW. no distractions
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I wonder what would happen if I just became a completely different person tomorrow and I was really outgoing and fun and everyone loved me. I mean, I could change the world. It just takes one person to make a difference. That could be me. I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD. LOOK OUT WORLD. HERE I COME!
    Me:
    Me: loljk.
    Me: okay, i'm gonna fall asleep now.
    Me: any minute now
    Me: awesome, I'm almost asleep
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    *suddenly needs to pee, remembers the 582935 tons of homework I have to do, and that I have to go to school early tomorrow*
    Me: -_-
    Me: i'm done.

  15. Maaddy_Plaante Maaddy_Plaante
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:26pm UTC
    Have you ever stared off at a wall,
    and go into this totally freaky state of mind,
    then after a while you're snapped back into reality,
    And you realize you zoned out on another person,
    And they're sitting there like...
    ಠ_ಠ

  16. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    It doesn't matter how old I am,
    If I lose my mom in the supermarket,
    I will panic.

  17. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Alarm Clocks,
    because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

  18. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    today
    i realized i don't care about this bullshi.t
    as much as i thought i did.

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC
    You never realize how
    boring your life is
    until someone asks what
    you like to do for fun

  20. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    i've never been
    the type of girl to consider
    myself "pretty", but you
    know what? maybe
    i could be.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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