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  1. travelingwind travelingwind
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2016 3:33am UTC
    guess you're still sentimental, huh?

  2. ewshayla ewshayla
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 5:12pm UTC
    i don't know okay

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2015 7:01pm UTC
    Format by jannette
    Let’s not talk about how I am. It’s a subject I know too much about to want to think about anymore.
    © format by jannette

  4. 1234567890qwertyuio 1234567890qwertyuio
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 11:08am UTC
    have you ever...?
    bold the ones you've done
    - graduated high school
    - smoked a cigarette
    - gotten so drunk you passed out
    - rode every ride at an amusement park
    - collected something really stupid
    - gone to a rock concert
    - helped someone
    - gone fishing
    - watched four movies in one night
    - gone long periods of time without sleep
    - snorted cocaine
    - failed a class
    - smoked weed
    - dealt drugs
    - been in a car accident
    - been in a tornado
    - done hard drugs
    - watched someone die
    - been to a funeral
    - burned yourself
    - ran a marathon
    - cried yourself to sleep
    - spent $200+ dollars in one day
    - flown on an airplane
    - cheated on someone
    - been cheated on
    - written a ten page letter
    - gone skiing
    - been sailing
    - cut yourself by accident
    - cut yourself on purpose
    - had a best friend
    - lost a loved one
    - shoplifted something
    - been to jail
    - skipped school
    - skipped a class
    - had detention
    - gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
    - stolen books from the library
    - gone skinny dipping
    - dropped out of school
    - been in a hospital
    - watched the harry potter movies
    - had an online diary
    - fired a gun
    - had a yard sale
    - had a lemonade sale
    - actually made money at the lemonade sale
    - been in a school play
    - been fired from a job
    - taken a lie detector test
    - swam with dolphins
    - gone to sea world
    - voted for someone on a reality tv show
    - written poetry
    - read more than 20 books in a year
    - gone to europe
    - loved someone you can't have
    - used a coloring book over age twelve
    - had surgery
    - had stitches
    - taken a taxi
    - seen the washington monument
    - had more than five online conversations going at once
    - overdosed
    - had a drug or alcohol problem
    - been in a fist fight
    - suffered any form of abuse
    - gone surfing in california
    - had a hamster
    - pet a wild animal
    - used a credit card
    - did spirit day at your school
    - dyed your hair
    - got a tattoo
    - had something pierced
    - got straight a's
    - been on the honor roll
    - known someone with hiv or aids
    - drank alcohol
    - cried when someone died
    - felt someone up/got felt up
    - kissed someone
    - went farther than kissing someone
    - been in love
    - been heartbroken
    - missed your ex

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    I WILL
    FIND
    WHERE I
    belong.
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  6. creamatedcookie creamatedcookie
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    Looking through the top quotes ever gives me such a sense of nostalgia

  7. creamatedcookie creamatedcookie
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    Looking through my old comments and seeing that i always wrote "Thanxxx"
    Makes me want to shoot myself

  8. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    two peanuts walked into a bar
    one was a salted

  9. transparent transparent
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    some users on here are so juvenile and annoying in a childlike manner. their conceited and slightly (very) deluded perception of theirself makes them feel and think that they, relivively inferior and rather dull, are superior to others as they have three or four digits of numbers on their profile. youre unoriginal and get defensive when its pointed out, your lack of creative initiative and integrity just because you want more followers makes you pretty - once again, very - lame, if im brutally honest.
    I can name a few, if it bothers you too much?

  10. Corrupted Corrupted
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    Being lonely is not being alone.
    It is when nobody cares

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    one day, you die.

  12. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 12:44am UTC
    Oh god guise I'm sorry I just couldn't sleep last night and was super emotional and I dunno why BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP TONIGHT EITHER EXCEPT I'M FEELING A BIT HAPPY THIS TIME and omg I'm either bipolar or it's just my time of the month or some shít but like seriously wtf

  13. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    I kinda wanna be done with living.

  14. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:47am UTC
    We always used to play tag
    and but she was always it
    and whoever she touched frose
    until they were freed by someone
    so they could be human again

  15. tyrannicblood tyrannicblood
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 8:52am UTC
    if you're trying to kill yourself
    cut vertically

  16. Fudding* Fudding*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    This quote is no longer available. Sorry.

  17. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/crowd
    GO NOW!

  18. ninjacarly ninjacarly
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    Music shuffle...
    Your mom finding out she's preggers~ grade 8 Ed Sheeran
    delivering~ we are who we are Kesha
    your first birthday~ ho hey the lumineers
    you growing up~black water The Doobie Brothers
    Your first day of school~ drops of jupiter train
    Meeting your first friend at school~ One of those nights Tim Mcgraw
    first day of middle school~ sorry buckcherry
    first kiss~ back in black simon wright
    fighting with parents~the city (live) ed Sheeran
    breaking up~seven nation army The white strips
    first day of highschool~ one more night maroon 5
    sweet 16~highway to hell AC/DC
    first time necking~dark horse katy perry
    18th birthday~small bump~ Ed Sheeran
    gradiuation~breakeven the script
    first day of collage~fortunate son Credence Cleanwater Revail
    first collage party~ firework katy perry
    meeting true love~I can be taio cruz
    getting preggers~22 taylor swift
    having a child dirty picture taio crus and kesha
    getting old~magic B.O.B
    husband dies~ Lunatic fringe red rider
    you die~ wake me up ed sheeran
    Your~drunk Ed Sheeran
    your best friend~the city ed sheeran
    first crush~ marry me Jason derulo
    mom~celebration kool and the gang
    dad~E.T katty perry
    siblings~we will rock you Queen
    enemy~no shoes no shirt no problem kenny chesney
    my boyfriend~demons imagine dragons
    ~your first child ~ sorry for party rocking LMFAO
    first grandchild~I gotta feeling black eyed peas
    Your happy~low jimmy jones
    upset~old school love Lupe fiasco ft. ed sheeran
    angry~lose yourself eminem
    depressed~drive by train
    cleaning~so what pink
    working out~paradice city
    bored~gold rush ed sheeran
    homework~die young
    eating~higher taio cruz
    thinking~ Let her go passenger
    sleeping~royals lorde
    best song ever by worst artist~paralyzer
    best song~homeless ed sheeran
    ssing in shower~we are never getting back together
    end credits~begain again

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    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 11:04am UTC
    Something Timeless.What? It said "write something timeless"

  20. blue* blue*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    i kind of really miss when top quotes would get 762 likes?????

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