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Best Tacos Quotes Today

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    There goes my baby I whisper in an usher voice as I swallow my Doritos locos taco

  3. IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    You're insecure.
    donut what for.
    you're turning lettuce heads
    when you walk through the door.
    don't knead makeup
    taco verr up.
    lima bean the way that you are
    is enough.
    everyone else eating cheese can
    see it.
    everyone else but you.
    BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
    LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
    THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
    FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
    AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
    I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
    CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
    ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.

  4. makenna123 makenna123
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    HEY YOU.
    YEAH,YOU.
    NO, NOT YOU..
    THE OTHER GUY.
    YOU RIGHT THERE!
    YES, YOU.
    DO YOU LIKE TACOS?

  5. Drii_101 Drii_101
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    Reading a book and having to read the same part over and over again because you keep getting distracted.

  6. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Where is the one who reaches out and tells you "Im here to save you."

  7. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    A young brunette goes to the Hospital and says that her body hurts where ever she touches it
    "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
    The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
    She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
    "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    CapnDesDes QNA
    Destery: Hey do you wanna know something that's worse than 1 Del Taco taco?
    Person: Uhhhhh nothing?
    Destery: 2 Del Taco tacos.
    Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than 2 Del Taco tacos?
    Person: Uhhhhhhh
    Destery: The Holocaust
    Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than the Holocaust?
    Person: Nothing?
    Destery: 3 Del Taco tacos.

  9. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    &Maybe he lovess
    -> her more than she could ever possibly love herself. ♥

  10. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    "Taco bell isn't real mexican food"
    I know b.itch, I'm not going there for authentic mexican
    cuisine. I'm going there because I'm broke and I like
    tacos.

  11. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:18am UTC
    gangnam style
    harlem shake
    this is what we do with our lives...

  12. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    Making friends is hard.I'd rather make a taco.

  13. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:00am UTC
    I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out line on my shirt...
    and when they say,
    "Oh you smell good, what is that?"
    I say,
    "Page 5."

  14. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    * • * • * • * • *
    * • * • * • * • *
    does anyone else remember scrolling thorugh top quotes and dying of laughter becasue they were so funny?
    now I am kinda just like "meh"
    am I becoming super insensitive or is Witty just not as funny?
    * • * • * • * • *

  15. Drii_101 Drii_101
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    *Me looking through quotes on Witty*
    *Sees quote that says "GUYS I'M PREGNANT!"
    *Looks at user of who posted it*
    User:Vaginasandmoney
    Me: "Big shocker."
    [No hate, just thought it was funny]

  16. makenna123 makenna123
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    SAY NO TO
    DRUGS
    SAY YES TO
    TACOS

  17. Drii_101 Drii_101
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    If a tree falls silently; Would anyone notice that it fell?

  18. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    "I don't like tacos"
    said no Juan ever

  19. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2014 12:32am UTC
    TACOS. I want one...

  20. ladybu272 ladybu272
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    done with
    done with
    done with
    done with
    done with
    done with
    done with

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