Tacos Quotes

Goose
posted a quote
October 7, 2014 12:32am UTC

TACOS. I want one...

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Morgan*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 1:15pm UTC

Making friends is hard.I'd rather make a taco.

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gracexo
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 9:30pm UTC

So i havent been on Witty in about 2 years,
& i have no idea whats happening.

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 7:25pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Never understanding why your mom won't make spaghetti tacos

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Last Serenade*
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January 7, 2014 4:10am UTC

*sigh*

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Michelle*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 4:48pm UTC

F*ck boyfriends, tacos and I have a special relationship

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WhtMakesUBeautiful*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 11:53am UTC

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★★★
. .
You wanna know what love is?
Love is tacos.
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Katrhina
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 6:01pm UTC

People who say they’re in love with tacos, and they haven't eat a real Mexican taco!

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 4:15pm UTC

CapnDesDes QNA
Destery: Hey do you wanna know something that's worse than 1 Del Taco taco?
Person: Uhhhhh nothing?
Destery: 2 Del Taco tacos.
Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than 2 Del Taco tacos?
Person: Uhhhhhhh
Destery: The Holocaust
Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than the Holocaust?
Person: Nothing?
Destery: 3 Del Taco tacos.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:00am UTC

I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out line on my shirt...
and when they say,
"Oh you smell good, what is that?"
I say,
"Page 5."

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ladybu272
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 9:21pm UTC

done with
done with
done with
done with
done with
done with
done with

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broetry
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September 14, 2013 12:32pm UTC

"Dammit Mom! You made tacos AGAIN?"
Said no one ever.

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:26pm UTC

You're insecure.
donut what for.
you're turning lettuce heads
when you walk through the door.
don't knead makeup
taco verr up.
lima bean the way that you are
is enough.
everyone else eating cheese can
see it.
everyone else but you.
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.

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broetry
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August 30, 2013 3:30pm UTC

I think rap is really inspirational.
It shows you can still be successful, without having any real talent.

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pants13579
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August 25, 2013 11:08am UTC

It's one of those days where I wish fictional characters were real. And that tacos would fall from the sky.

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pants13579
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 12:30am UTC

Man, if I had a taco right now.. I would smell a color, kiss a unicorn, see an invisible man, touch the sun, and find true love.. Because a taco is a magical food that makes the impossible possible..

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