Best Survey Quotes This Month

InspireCreateBecome21
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 9:01pm UTC

What are your favorite movies?
Comment below ♥
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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 6:25pm UTC

can you relate?
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you
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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:46am UTC

Love is __________ ???
1. Pain
2. Blind
3. Life
4. Everything
5. Drug 6. Fake 7. Nothing
8. Time pass
9. Don’t know
10. Game
11. beautiful feeling 12. 0ther(mention in comments)

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Survey time
Which one of these do you like the most ?
A) dominos
B) KFC
C) McDonalds

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Decay *
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 5:45pm UTC

SURVEY:
Are You For Or Against
Underage Drinking
And What Are You're
Reasons?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 5:42pm UTC

i need to do a survey with you guys, whats your favorite song and whats your favorite part of it (could be a line, could be a melody line, could be a verse, etc.)
thank you!
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 10:53am UTC

Survey Time
You cannot live without ____?
A) Cellphone
B) Internet
C) Boyfriend/girlfriend
D) other(mention in comment)

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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phee*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC

i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Your lover has magically been transformed into an animal and the only way to transform them back is to mate with them.
which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?

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Unicornasaurus
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Unfortunately I;
- Fall too fast
- Crash too hard
- Care too much
- Forgive too easy
- Wait too long
- Miss people I shouldn't
- Sometimes worry over nothing
- Over think everything
- Am too complicated to be loved
- All Of The Above

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 10:33am UTC

Tell Me,
What Colors You Will Give Me?
♥ Red -----> I Love You!
♥ Pink-----> You're Cute!
♥ Green -----> You're Funny!
♥ Orange -----> I Like You!
♥ White -----> I Used to Like You!
♥ Yellow -----> You're Unique!
♥ Black -----> I Hate You!
♥ Blue -----> I Miss You!
♥ Purple -----> You're Sweet!
♥ Brown -----> You're a Best Friend!
♥ Aqua -----> I Want to be Your.....

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC

✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC

I want to do this thing..
Where I do shoutouts to Wittians (who comment) and reconize one of them for their quotes...
So, comment here if you want to be eligible for the shoutout.
Shoutout Sunday?

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:32am UTC

Look how they shine for you.

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:44am UTC

I watch the night
turn light blue
but it's not the same
without you.

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC

Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks
Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 2:24pm UTC

So my friends came up with this system for categorizing people;
A 'chocolate chip biscuit' is someone who's always first choice
A 'raisin biscuit' is someone who gets chosen when all the chocolate chips are gone
A 'prune biscuit' is someone who just doesn't get picked at all!
But I soon realised,
sometimes you want a raisin biscuit because chocolate chips get boring.
sometimes you don't want a chocolate chip cookie at all because maybe you're lactose intolerant.
and sometimes, you might want a prune biscuit, because you're a freakin weirdo(:
So what are you?
Just kidding, I know you're all chocolate chips, because you're Wittians and even though we're all potatoes, we're smokin' hot potatoes.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC

ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
May 31, 2014 11:39pm UTC

If you think someone is better off without you
Chances are they probably aren't.

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