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  1. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    *when my name's on a math problem*
    whole class: *stares at me*
    me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons

  2. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 11:48am UTC
    Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you`re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldnt make a diffrence if you were there or not?

  3. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    COMMENT FOR FIRST IMPRESSIONS!

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 2:11am UTC
    this is a survey Which one of the following do you like the most?
    A) Cake
    B) Pizza
    C) Chocolate
    D) Hamburger

  5. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    BOYS WHO__________>>>>>>
    1) Play water polo
    2) Play baseball
    3) Play basketball
    4) Play soccer
    5) Do swimming
    6) Play football

  6. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:03am UTC
    i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say
    “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and
    “i feel like wearing boobs today”
    or
    “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on”
    and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
    like this would honestly solve like 10 of my problems

  7. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 3:03pm UTC
    Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will show them to you.

  8. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 8:00am UTC
    It's okay. I understand
    She's skinnier. She's funnier.
    She's prettier.
    Don't worry.
    I wouldn't choose me either.

  9. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:05pm UTC
    I am constantly putting my things where they don't belong..
    Like the cereal in the fridge
    Or keys in the laundry
    Or faith in other people

  10. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 10:22am UTC
    ❝ I WISH I WAS ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE.

  11. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:55am UTC
    Does anyone know any good apps??

  12. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 4:48am UTC
    Error x
    Error 404: Life not found
    Operation canceled. Please get a life and try again.
    OK

  13. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    can cute boys stop being
    1. gay
    2. younger than me
    3. 15 years older than me
    4. 12343576 miles away
    5. taken
    6. famous

  14. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:01am UTC
    Crying is the only way your eyes speak
    when your mouth can't explain how things
    made your heart broken.
    Gif taken by AnaCastro196

  15. Lozza* Lozza*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 2:14am UTC
    I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
    because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless,
    and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.
    - Robin Williams

  16. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 6:38am UTC
    I'm a girl. I don't
    smoke, drink, or
    party every
    weekend. I don't
    sleep around or
    start drama to get
    attention. Yes, we
    do still exist.

  17. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 12:30am UTC
    Still sobbing over The Fault In Our Stars 2 weeks later
    It's a problem.

  18. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    My brother randomly walks in my room: On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good are your ideas?
    My answer: eh probably inbetween, pizza and waffles
    WE'RE NORMAL I PROMISE.

  19. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2015 12:42am UTC
    Hey Everyone! I need some help with Witty.
    More than two thirds of the people who visit Witty are now using a phone or other small mobile device. If Witty is to prosper again, it needs to look great on mobile.
    The question I have is: How do I deal with "fancy" formats on mobile? Most of the current formats are too wide to fit on mobile and become unreadable. Should only the desktop version of the site have the fancy formats and the mobile site just be plain text? Should I convert fancy formats to images that get shrunken to display on the mobile site? Maybe you have a better idea. Comment please!
    — Steve

  20. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    Mean Girls: The only movie that can make a 2 second reference to October 3rd and make it a national holiday.

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