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  1. InspireCreateBecome21 InspireCreateBecome21
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 9:01pm EDT
    What are your favorite movies?
    Comment below ♥

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:25pm EST
    can you relate?
    Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you
    format credit-rajsonkar

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 4:46am EDT
    Love is __________ ???
    1. Pain
    2. Blind
    3. Life
    4. Everything
    5. Drug 6. Fake 7. Nothing
    8. Time pass
    9. Don’t know
    10. Game
    11. beautiful feeling 12. 0ther(mention in comments)

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:17pm EDT
    Survey time
    Which one of these do you like the most ?
    A) dominos
    B) KFC
    C) McDonalds

  5. Decay * Decay *
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 5:45pm EDT
    SURVEY:
    Are You For Or Against
    Underage Drinking
    And What Are You're
    Reasons?

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:53am EDT
    Survey Time
    You cannot live without ____?
    A) Cellphone
    B) Internet
    C) Boyfriend/girlfriend
    D) other(mention in comment)

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 1:30pm EST
    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

  8. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm EDT
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:18pm EDT
    Your lover has magically been transformed into an animal and the only way to transform them back is to mate with them.
    which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?

  10. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:47pm EDT
    Unfortunately I;
    - Fall too fast
    - Crash too hard
    - Care too much
    - Forgive too easy
    - Wait too long
    - Miss people I shouldn't
    - Sometimes worry over nothing
    - Over think everything
    - Am too complicated to be loved
    - All Of The Above

  11. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 10:33am EDT
    Tell Me,
    What Colors You Will Give Me?
    ♥ Red -----> I Love You!
    ♥ Pink-----> You're Cute!
    ♥ Green -----> You're Funny!
    ♥ Orange -----> I Like You!
    ♥ White -----> I Used to Like You!
    ♥ Yellow -----> You're Unique!
    ♥ Black -----> I Hate You!
    ♥ Blue -----> I Miss You!
    ♥ Purple -----> You're Sweet!
    ♥ Brown -----> You're a Best Friend!
    ♥ Aqua -----> I Want to be Your.....

  12. o'brien* o'brien*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 6:12am EDT
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    THE
    "earth"
    WITHOUT
    "art"
    IS
    JUST
    "eh."
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:28pm EST
    I want to do this thing..
    Where I do shoutouts to Wittians (who comment) and reconize one of them for their quotes...
    So, comment here if you want to be eligible for the shoutout.
    Shoutout Sunday?

  14. o'brien* o'brien*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:32am EDT
    Look how they shine for you.

  15. o'brien* o'brien*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:44am EDT
    I watch the night
    turn light blue
    but it's not the same
    without you.

  16. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 3:07pm EDT
    Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    Guys: eww fat chicks
    Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
    Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
    Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
    Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
    Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
    Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

  17. KatiiLouisex3 KatiiLouisex3
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:24pm EST
    So my friends came up with this system for categorizing people;
    A 'chocolate chip biscuit' is someone who's always first choice
    A 'raisin biscuit' is someone who gets chosen when all the chocolate chips are gone
    A 'prune biscuit' is someone who just doesn't get picked at all!
    But I soon realised,
    sometimes you want a raisin biscuit because chocolate chips get boring.
    sometimes you don't want a chocolate chip cookie at all because maybe you're lactose intolerant.
    and sometimes, you might want a prune biscuit, because you're a freakin weirdo(:
    So what are you?
    Just kidding, I know you're all chocolate chips, because you're Wittians and even though we're all potatoes, we're smokin' hot potatoes.

  18. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm EDT
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

  19. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 11:39pm EDT
    If you think someone is better off without you
    Chances are they probably aren't.

  20. o'brien* o'brien*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:00pm EDT
    *when my name's on a math problem*
    whole class: *stares at me*
    me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons

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