Supermarket Quotes

100
posted a quote
August 27, 2014 4:03am UTC

The local supermarket is out of brocolli,
Locolli
BADDUMTSS ;)

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 25, 2014 11:46am UTC

When someone backs me up in an argument
i'm just like i fudging love you we

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 25, 2014 11:44am UTC

how do poeple find famous people in supermarkets like seriously i cant find my fu/cing mum never mind a celebrity

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heartofstones
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 3:08pm UTC

I hate it when I see people
at the supermarket and they're like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
and I'm like
"Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Make cookies, not war. Or just go to a supermarket. yup that's it.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me at the grocery store:
"Ooohhh samples!"
*takes a handful*
*walks away*

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 1:17pm UTC

mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints

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shorisunbird092
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Have you ever realised that everyone in the supermarket goes to the supermarket routinely and you don't even know most of their names?
Unless you've talked to all of them and exchanged names

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*blushes*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Never take me to a supermarket
and tell me I can take everything I want.
Otherwise you'll have a fridge full of sweets.
... And I'm not talking only 50 sweets

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phee*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Today I was in the supermarket with my mum,
Buying some food for later + I seperated from her
to get some chicken, where this sweet old couple
are. And they ask me to read the best before date
on some sauce because they couldn't. Afterwards,
even though it was such a small thing to do, I ended
up feeling really good about myself. Because that's
the thing, random acts of kindness help the world
go round (:

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RawrKatYeah
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 7:20am UTC

Today when I
Was at the supermarket I went to the sports section
and I saw a skate-board, thinking I was professional
I went on it and suddenly BOOM! I fell to the floor,
and the whole supermarket was looking at me and I
was like "Um... I didn't do anything, I was just
looking around here and you know and yeah." It was so
embarassing and awkward, I hope it doesn't happen more.
Have you ever lived this moment?
Format by Swagger9851

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 12:10am UTC

That awkward moment
when you look up from your phone
and the person you've been following
around the supermarket isn't your mom

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Me: *walking around in supermarket*
Me: Oh crap! Oh crap! I lost mom! Act cool, act cool

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RawrKatYeah
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Awkward moment when at the
supermarket you accidently throw to the floor a pile of something and everyone looks at you
BRAVOSIERRA'S FORMAT

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:03pm UTC

I hate when people from my school see me at the supermarket & they're like,
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
And I'm just like,
"Oh you know, just hunting elephants."

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the_last_hope
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

You know you're in a bad neighborhood when you see shopping carts...
But no supermarkets.
*dundundunnnnn*

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Melisaa
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 9:42pm UTC

It doesn't matter how old I am,
If I lose my mom in the supermarket,
I will panic.

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hey_its_mal
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Grocery shops in Australia
IGA: Always cheap, doesn't need sales
Aldi: Sells food and winter skiing supplies
Woolworths: Collect stickers to help schools
Coles: Giving away One Direction tickets
We all know who wins

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 6:38am UTC

So I was at the supermarket the other day.
and a boy turned around from an aisle to look at me
and winked at me. So I stood there, like a r.tard with my
bestfriend. And we decided to go over to talk to him.
We started talking, and just before we left, I whispered to him
'You might want to get that eye of yours checked out'
The look he gave me made me crease up laughing.
Nice try mate.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:58pm UTC

*me at the super market*
crap!Where's my mum?
Act cool,act cool...

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