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Sunglasses Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2019 11:49pm UTC
    If I took off my sunglasses, everyone else would have to put on theirs.

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    Trencher Problem #126
    When you
    can't put
    on aviator
    sunglasses without
    saying,
    "Snorkelfin Bogwater"
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  3. Losing It * Losing It *
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    When I was younger, I used to draw the sun with sunglasses on. I'm just realizing how much of a contradiction that is.

  4. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    Putting sunglasses on inside instantly makes you the coolest person in the room

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    Him: *wears sunglasses inside*
    Me: The only people that wear sunglasses inside are blind people and douchebags and you are not blind.

  6. -Fifa14AndKatie-* -Fifa14AndKatie-*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:35am UTC
    u May Think Ur Cool
    Buh u Will Never Be
    A Cat Riding
    On The Back Of A
    Dog Wearing
    Sunglasses ;D

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

  8. maddiepoytress maddiepoytress
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    And just like that,
    My heart starts to love you like I never thought it could .

  9. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Ok so my mom and I were at the laundry mat today to dry our clothes (our dry stopped working)
    Me: *says something about my bra*
    My mom: I was washing clothes earlier and Michael (my little brother) picked up one of your bras
    and said, "Look mom, sunglasses." I said "No bud, that's Tay's bra. I was laughing so hard.
    Me: ._.

  10. Herown Herown
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    Don't Look Through Tinted Lenses
    It only allows you to see the dark side
    Of A Bright Day...
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯

  11. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    NOW will you all stop staring at me like im a freak.....
    I understand my sunglasses are just that awesome
    XD

  12. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught :)

  13. BluePearlXx BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Wearing sunglasses:
    Staring at people for a long time
    without getting caught!

  14. savannaxoxhope savannaxoxhope
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without them knowing. It's like facebook in real life.

:)

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