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  1. foodandcats foodandcats
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:22am UTC
    i hate english class
    srsly tho i cant english
    im broken englished
    #englishnotbeingyourfirstlanguageproblems

  2. Ra Ra
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    I'm so broken not sure what is even wrong anymore it is just accepted haha..

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    write a letter and put it in a mailbox;
    >>>>>>> don't include an address.
    (( Do you wonder where it's gone? ))

  4. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    What I mean to say:
    Hey. To be honest, I have feelings for you.
    What I actually say:
    Hey. Asdfghjklqwoowpw!@#$$KP#W.

  5. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    And he doesn't have a clue,of how much I like him

  6. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    The terrible moment you realize, he treats every girl like that

  7. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Every teenager in the
    world feels like that; broken or out of place, different somehow,
    royalty mistakenly born into a family of peasants.
    - The City of Bones

  8. OnlyIfForANight99 OnlyIfForANight99
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Me on the first day of school: A new start! This year i'm gonna do all my homework on time, keep my locker and books really neat, never miss the train and join a extra curriculum club!
    2 days later: hahahahaha stuff school

  9. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    You know. Cats can scar people for life.
    Like one time this guy came to my house and was playing with my cat. But my cat didn't like him and after the guy put him down, my cat circled him around the table. After stalking and watching him from around the table a few times, the guy thought my cat wanted to play with him again. He thought wrong. He lifted up my cat who was at this point like really p/ssed off. My cat decided to launch off this guy's face with his cat claws and literally scarred him for life. Like there is a giant scar in the middle of his face. Poor guy. But I love my cat.

  10. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    You know your family is weird when your summer memories from the previous year involve
    hitting a hamburger chew toy with a baseball bat all the time, and hiking a mountain when everyone was sick.

  11. poopmonster poopmonster
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Nicki Minaj: TURN ME ON.
    Me: Uhm, you are on.
    Nicki Minaj: TURN ME ON.
    Me: If you say that one more time..
    Nicki Minaj: TURN ME ON.
    Me: *turns her off*

  12. FoundMyselfInWonderland FoundMyselfInWonderland
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Him<3
    I guess I'm falling again. But for someone completely different. He gets me because he knows me more than any other guy. I can't stop thinking about him. No matter how hard I try. You better believe I try to stop. Because I don't want to lose the great friendship we have. <3<3<3
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. whenoblivion whenoblivion
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 6:02am UTC
    I don't want to go back to school.
    I've learnt that anyone who you think is a friend, is too good to be true, and is two faced.
    I hate how their mission is to make my life miserable

  14. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 2:44am UTC
    When I serve you breakfast in bed, just say "Thanks!"
    Don't be like:
    "Who the fxck are you?!"
    or
    "How did you get into my apartment?!"

  15. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Time started: 7:09
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: December 10th 1998
    Eye color: Deep green or deep blue
    Shoe size: 5-6
    Height: 5'2
    What are you wearing: Skinnys and my Student Council '12-'13 shirt
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Who are your closest friends: Madison, Sienna, Ella, Taylor, Noah.
    Best place for a date?: Movies
    Fave Color?: Blue. Red.
    Fave Number: 12
    Fave Boys Name: Adam, Nathan
    Fave Girls Name: Addison, May
    Fave Sport: Volleyball, Softball.
    Fave Month: December
    Fave movies: Pitch Perfect
    Juice: Lemon
    Breakfast food: Waffles!
    Favorite cartoon character: Finn the Human
    Given anyone a bath: Nope.
    Smoked: No.
    Made yourself throw-up: Yes.
    Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
    Eaten a dog: NO.
    HOWCOULDANYONEDOTHATTOTHEPOORDOGGY
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: Noo.
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yes
    Played truth or dare: So many times.
    Been in a physical fight: NO. I'm a pacifist.
    Been on a plane: Yes! I love airplanes.
    Been in a hot tub: Yeshh
    Cried when someone died: Yes.
    Fell off your chair: Yess
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: Noo.
    Saved e-mails: Yes
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Maybe... Okayyes...
    Made out with JUST a friend?: Noooooo.
    Used someone?: No.
    Whats your good luck charm?: NOTHING.
    Best song you ever heard: Anything by Coldplay. Becausecoldplayisamazing.
    What's your bedroom like: Safari themed and very, very dirty.
    Last thing you said: It's still disgusting.
    What is beside you? A table.
    What kind of shampoo do you use: Suave Kids Cowabunga Coconut.
    Best thing that has happened to you this year?: Like in 2013? I went over to his house. Or in the past year? I have no clue.
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: I DUNNO.
    Chicken pox: No
    Sore Throat: Yup
    Stitches: No
    Broken nose: No
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
    Like school: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    no.
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: NO. WHOCOULDEVERDOTHATTOTHATPOORHAMSTER.
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: Taylor, Noah, and a survival guy.
    Who was the last person that called you: Padre
    What makes you laugh the most?: Madison. Or Taylor.
    What makes you smile?: THINGS.
    your loudest friend: Sienna.
    Do you like filling these out?: Sometimes
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: GLASSES
    Do you like yourself: Noo.
    Do you get along with your family: Not my mom. The rest of them yeah.
    Stolen anything over $50: No..
    What are you listening to right now?: Paradise by Coldplay
    Got any awards?: Yup
    What car do you wish to have: VW Beetle
    Where do you want to get married: Beach.
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: Pretty much everything except my eyes and hair.
    Good driver: I DON'T DRIVE
    Good singer?: Nope.
    Have a lava lamp?: I broke it.
    How many remote controls are in your house: A lot
    Double jointed: Not that I know of.
    What do you dream about: RANDOMSH!T
    Last time you showered: I'm about to.
    Last time you took a bath: I dont even know
    Chocolate: NOMNOMNOM
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper
    Summer or winter: Fall
    Silver or Gold: Silver
    Diamond or pearl: Black pearl
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
    Sprite or 7up: Dr.Pepper
    Cats or dogs: Cats
    Coffee or tea: BARFYBARFBARF. Neither
    Phone or in person: Person
    Indoor or outdoor: Internet
    End Time: 7:30 pm

  16. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    *makes quote*
    *chooses catagory*
    *clicks add*
    "uh oh you need to add at least three tags"
    okay
    *adds three tags*
    *clicks add*
    "uh oh you need to select a catagory"
    seriously -_-

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