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Best Stupidity Quotes This Month

  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Everyone is trying to look for a cure for cancer, which is awesome, but I think it's time we realize that stupidity is beginning to take more lives.

  2. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 1:06am UTC
    My Best Friend
    should be able to hold his boyfriend's hand and have a happily ever after
    And Not Be Judged By Biggots
    =

  3. BreKee15 BreKee15
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full on retardd for 30 seconds.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 11:35am UTC
    OF COURSE MY MUSIC'S LOUD
    I'M TRYING TO DROWN OUT EVERYONE'S STUPIDITY

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Can we talk about cyber bullying for just a minute?
    I have one question for anyone who has ever said anything nasty\cruel\rude\despicable to another person over the internet.
    What did you gain?
    What did you gain from calling that one girl fat?
    Or telling that one boy he's a "F a g g o t" ?
    Or telling that group of kids to go kill themselves?
    What did you earn from that, besides some bad karma?
    Did it make you feel good about yourself?
    Did you feel like ruler of the world for a little while?
    What happens when that feeling of power vanishes after that five seconds?
    What do you do then? Go find someone else to put down?
    It's an endless cycle, you'll never actually have power.
    Being mean, you actually lose power.
    But by being nice, and doing what's right, you'll gain respect and friends.
    I was cyber bullied today, here on Witty, you can go look in my comments. You can go to the one girl's profile and see what I wrote to her cause chriswebbylover42069 deleted my comments cause she knows she's wrong.
    If someone is cyber bullying you, tell someone, and if it doesn't stop, call the cops.
    But most of all, never contemplate taking your life because some bïtch/douche told you to. Chances are, her life's even more pathetic than yours seems to be. IT WILL GET BETTER. And those rude and offensive people, might end up being the ones pumping your gas, cleaning your toilets, or bringing you coffee and donuts later in the future. And always embrace your flaws and own them.
    "Oh my god your nose is huge!"
    "I know, right?! It's like a beak! I'm gonna go crack open some nuts with it. Later!"
    You're you for a reason,and to me, who you are right now is pretty damn spectacular.

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    I'm allergic to stupidity.
    It makes me break out in sarcasm. XD

  7. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    He broke my heart, and now I'm giving him
    the chance to break it again. I don't know if that's
    true love or stupidity.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  8. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Of course my music's loud I'm trying to drown out everyone's stupidity.

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    It's funny how when
    I'm loud people tell me to be quiet . But, when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

  10. KatiiLouisex3 KatiiLouisex3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    SOMETIMES SLOTHS
    grab their own arm thinking it's a branch,
    and fall out of the tree

  11. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    EITHER MY SARCASM IS AMAZINGLY UNBELIEVABLE OR YOU ARE JUST AMAZINGLY STUPID!!!!!

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Seriously,
    I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people on earth, but they are apparently not coming back for them.

  13. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    No really,
    Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of
    absolutley
    nothing.

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    I don't like morning people
    or mornings. or people.

  15. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I hope my word's make you feel as
    stupid as you really are.

  16. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Realizing how stupid something sounds as soon as you say it and being like wow nice one self

  17. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:30am UTC
    We live in the
    era of smart phones
    & stupid people.

  18. happyfeet12 happyfeet12
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    Person 1: "Hey,you nervous?"
    Person 2: "yeah.."
    Person 1: "Is this your first time?"
    Person 2: "No I've been nervous before,duh!"
    Person 1: o_O

  19. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    friend: why do you like that band?
    friend: they're so emo and depressing
    friend: you should listen to my music
    friend: why don't you like the charts
    friend: why are you such an emo?
    friend: what are you doing with that chainsaw

  20. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Don't tell me I need anger management classes
    When you obviously need stupidity management classes.

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