Stupidity Quotes

ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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September 30, 2013 8:45pm UTC

By now I suppose I should have learnt to expect ignorance as opposed to intelligence.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Don't tell me I need anger management classes
When you obviously need stupidity management classes.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 8:15pm UTC

You r×ped her cause her clothes provoked you? I should break your face because your stupidity provoked me.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 7:12pm UTC

My goodness
I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

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KikiKiara
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Were you alway this stupid or did you have to kill a couple of brain cells to
achieve this level of stupidity..

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 11:35am UTC

OF COURSE MY MUSIC'S LOUD
I'M TRYING TO DROWN OUT EVERYONE'S STUPIDITY

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i_need_help
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Okay guys, honestly Since school started I met this guy and we've been hanging out and stuff he he keeps flirting, he like takes my phone and everything and stuff, and we also have like a couple of classes together, and i was gonna ask him to the school dance coming up this wednesday and the un excepted thing was he had a gf. like I didnt even know til you know something came up.
I cant believe i was falling for him, and plus I am Stuck In a sticky situation, I dont even think his gf goes to our school but like I dont know If I should tell her if hes been flirting. like honestly guys shouldnt flirt with other girls when dating. I absoluty hate this. Help me please.

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KawaiiPandaTUT
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:51am UTC

As I was on the road to return from my vacation I saw in the street
a child *logically five years* peeing on a sidewalk -,-
FATHER rather did not understand that an entire Bus stared at his son
POOR CHILD
* this guote done with google translation *

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Lane *
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Of course my music's loud I'm trying to drown out everyone's stupidity.

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ProfessorPickle
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Unfortunately there is no vaccine for stupidty, you're stuck that way.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I don't like morning people
or mornings. or people.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:50pm UTC

It's funny how when
I'm loud people tell me to be quiet . But, when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Seriously,
I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people on earth, but they are apparently not coming back for them.

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Rose :)*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 4:52pm UTC

of course my music is loud im trying to drown out everybodys stupidity

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 3:19pm UTC

friend: why do you like that band?
friend: they're so emo and depressing
friend: you should listen to my music
friend: why don't you like the charts
friend: why are you such an emo?
friend: what are you doing with that chainsaw

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Cameron*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Am I the only one who's ever forgotten that they were on their period and are like,
"Oh my gods, I forgot!"
And then check to make sure there are no stains?
If there isn't anyone else in the world who's had this moment, I seriously feel really stupid right now

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MaddieHughes
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July 12, 2013 5:18am UTC

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order".
-Maddie

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Cameron*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC

"Yes, we are both
stupid,but there is a
huge difference in our
stupidity's. I, at least,
know I'm stupid."

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SkagTr3ndy
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 11:08am UTC

On the train...
Me: *just looking out of the window*
just stopping at a station
Me:WOAH I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO CRASH!
Mam: HAHAH Jaden.....
Nicole: HAHAHAH
Mam: It's a reflection in the mirror you idiot hahah
Nicole: hahahah
Me: -_-
Just goes to show i'm slighty too stupid hah

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hollymt22
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 11:37am UTC

So you play the drums.
And the guitar.
And tennis.
And 12 other string instruments.
Why does that make
smart girls
turn stupid,
and a
jerk of a guy
perfect?

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