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LolaLori
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December 10, 2013 12:04am UTC

what the heck is stumbleupon anyway

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RingoStar
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June 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Boy: *hands flowers to his girlfriend*
Boy: Here, I killed these for you...
Boy: when I saw them I thought they were beautiful, and they reminded me of you...
Boy: so I killed them.
Boy: Anyway, I brought them here...
Boy: and you may want to put them in water...
Boy: if you want them to...
Boy: ...to die slower.

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RingoStar
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May 28, 2013 9:05am UTC

I W o u l d L o v e t o B u t . . .
• I want to spend more time with my blender.
• The man on television told me to say tuned.
• It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
• I'm building a pig from a kit.
• I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
• There's a disturbance in the Force.
• I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
• I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
• I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
• My plot to take over the world is thickening.
• I have to fulfill my potential.
• It's too close to the turn of the century.
• I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
• I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
• I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
• I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
• I'm trying to be less popular.
• I have to study for a blood test.
• I have to rotate my crops.
• I prefer to remain an enigma.
• I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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February 6, 2013 6:16pm UTC

"you're like 12"
The age of everybody younger than you.

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