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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    If I were the guy who made
    the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    I saw a guy wearing a shirt and on the back it said,
    "Rules for dating my daughter" And there were ten
    rules in all. The list was fine until number ten said,
    "Whatever you do to her, I will do to you" ..... Oh my
    what.

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Imagine this...
    One day you and your husband, or you and your wife go to the doctors, you find out that you are pregnant! you celebrate you plan your future you dream of all things happy, you wonder what it will be, a boy or a girl??? You find you'd be happy with both, nine months pass, the female is on the table, she's giving birth, out comes the baby. It cries you hear its glorious voice, you get shot into the future you imagine them going to school, first date, all of the firsts, you hold it close and smile. 5 years later your little baby starts school, mommy and daddy feel lonely so they plan another baby, by the age of 6 you have a new child, another bit of perfection! By the age of ten the first child feels ignored, the second feels adored, the eldest shrugs the feeling off, says to themselves it will get better as time goes on. You are pregnant again, you say this is your last child, you make it the best. The eldest was a boy, strong, smart, loving and a sweet brother, the second was a daughter, you swore to her you'd never let her littel heart be broken, the last was a son, another one, a trouble maker. By age two his main goal is to steal the spotlight, by age five all he wants is mommy and daddy's eyes on him. The eldest feels ignored, but he's fifteen he pushes through, the daughter cries for you, all she wants is your attention, but your eyes are on the youngest, you want to treasure his childhood. 3 years flash by, your oldest is graduating, poof into college, he kisses his sister's head and tells her he'll always be there for her, then he leaves. You still are treasuring the youngest, you want him to stay a baby, so you ignore your daughter. She cries out for help, shes 15 now, she sobs, she starves herself to be perfect for another man some day, and she slices her skin. You've lost all interest in her, she only wants to be alone anyway, you let her. She rememebers her brother, who is now in college, who never comes home, she wants him to be there, she wants him to care, she needs him. Finally at age 16 she can't take it anymore, everyone is prettier, everyone is more loved, she takes a bottle of pills, puts her head in the noose, and steps off of the chair. Suddenly you have a flash back, to that beautiful baby girl in your arms, you cry out, begging her to come back, but it's too late, don't you see? You killed your own child, you didn't see it, you can only blame yourself. The day of the funeral her brother comes back into town, he cries on the grave of his dead little sister, he begs her to forgive him, he begs her to come back. But she can't, she's dead. Your eldest turns to alcohol, drinking away the memories, in 5 years he's a full blown alcoholic, and he takes his life and kills himself, he needs her in his life. Your youngest is alone now, you try to stay strong, you try todo everything for him but you just can't. Both of his parents fall into depression and he's left alone. He struggles through but all of a sudden he's faced with bullying, they say he's the reason that his sister killed herself, was it true? He clings to drugs, they take him away into a place of peace, at age 18 he's almost going to graduate, he panics, he over doses and you are alone. All of you children are dead, what do you do now? Life is over, you live but its a constant struggle, it never gets better, it never gets easier. You wish you could go back, you would do anything just to see them again, but you can't. You die inside.
    Yes you matter, don't give up. And always pay attention to others actions. Save a life.
    MY QUOTE

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    "If there are any idiots in the room,
    please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    friend: i fell off a roof once
    and landed on a fence
    me: i fell off my bed once
    and didn't get up for 22 hours
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Looks like Billy Ray put
    too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Me: *misses TV episode*
    Episode: *never played again*
    Me: *watches TV episode*
    Episode: *played 1000 times*

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Have you ever thought about
    how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap:
    When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Whenever I sit down in a field
    I automatically start pulling out grass.
    Anyone else?

  12. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    This is a story my sister found and told me:
    One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday! " He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
    Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. " Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    I have always secretly wanted
    to pull the fire alarm at school.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    ugh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    I hate how people blame Barbie for the self esteem issues of some girls.
    I played with Barbie's my whole childhood and never once was I like, "Hey, Barbie is so pretty. I wish I looked like her. Time to go to extreme measures to look like a FREAKING DOLL."

  18. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Which one do you like?
    Us Against the World (the story of an overweight teenage girl)
    Sapphire is an overweight teenager, living in a world that you'll be judged no matter what. She's been called every name in the dictionary and it kills her, slowly, slowly she's crumbling. When Sapphire meets Will, everything changes – for the better that is. He makes her except herself, something that not many people can do. Being both so young, can they really understand the word love? Will somebody show Sapphire that the only beauty that matters is the beauty within? 

    Beautiful Disaster
    When May was 18 years old, she was taken and abused,vsexually, mentally and physically. 2 years later she was found and now at the age of 24, she's broken and troubled. Justin's father is the police man who found May, meaning he knows her tragic story and wants to help. But she doesn't want it. Justin is a determined man, he's determined to help the woman he loves, teach her that not all men will hurt her.
    Hey, Mr Stripper!
    Jared Timathy is a stripper, in other words he takes off his clothes for money. Christella can't stand her sister, Jane, so when she's forced to attend her hens night she isn't pleased. When their worlds collide, everything turns upside down and Christella finds herself falling for thevsexy casanova but what happens when Jared doesn't feel the same way?
    Changing Him
    “Being gay isn't a chose, I didn't wake up one morning and say 'hey! I'm going to like guys from now on'.” Emerson Jacobs is the only person that knows that Blake Dylans, her best friend is gay. When she found out, it crushed her knowing that there was not even the slightest possibility that her best friend loves her back. Falling in love is hard, falling in love with your best friend is harder but falling in love with your gay best friend is even harder.
    Hi, hi, hi! <3 So most of you know I usually do these so here I am (: Using Mr Parker is not finished. There will be around 10-15 chapters left. Some of you may remember that I uploaded the prologue of Us Against The World and then deleted it. I've written a couple of chapters of that story & I really like it. Beautiful Disaster is something different to most of my stories and the last two well, I'm not exactly sure how I feel about those stories but the first & second are my favourite c:
    So, leave me a comment & tell me which one you'd like me to write!

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u

  20. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 36
    As I walked to Mr Creeds office, all eyes were on mine and as I waited to go inside his office, I played with my thumb nervously wondering what I could say to him. I couldn't let Zach lose his job, I wouldn't.
    Mr Creed smiled at me and said, “Come in, Logan.” I sat down on one of the chairs noticing Zach wasn't in there. “So, I'm sure you've heard of the accusations about you and Mr Parker. A student showed me the picture of you clearly kissing Mr Parker. Please explain.”
    “Mr Creed...” My voice trailed off. “May I see the photo?”
    “Of course.” With that, he grabbed his laptop and showed me a picture that Zach and I kissing. You could clearly see that was me but you couldn't exactly see Zachs face because of how the picture was angled. I laughed, trying to make it seem as real as possible. “Is something funny, Miss Hant?”
    “Thats not Mr Parker. I would never kiss him, thats my ex-boyfriend, Jake. He and I broke up a couple of weeks ago because he moved to England.”
    Please believe that, I prayed silently.
    “Logan... I'll have to speak to Mr P-” He was cut off by Zach entering the room and taking a place next to me.
    I knew he didn't know what I had said so I quickly said, “Mr Parker! I am so sorry about the accusations, I mean, I don't know who would say that was you in that picture. I should explain, thats my ex-boyfriend and I. It's actually funny because you guys look nothing alike!” I laughed, hoping Zach would catch on.
    “Zach, son, is it true? Thats not you, is it?” I knew it'd be hard for Zach to lie to his uncle so I was worried about what he'd reply with.
    “Yes, that isn't me, Uncle.”
    “I am really sorry about this. Now that you said it, it doesn't look anything like you, Zach but being the principle I had to ask about it.”
    “Of course, Mr Creed,” I said, sweetly.
    “Just out of curiosity, who sent the photo around?” Zach asked.
    “Courtney Laze,” he replied. “She will be dealt with for making such serious accusation. If anybody gives either of you a hard time, please contact me and I'll have something done about it.”
    “Thank you.”
    “Logan, you can return to your classes. I'll write you a note.” I nodded and he handed me a paper.
    “Thanks again, Mr Creed and sorry about everything, Mr Parker.” I met Zachs eye and looked away, instantly. I walked out and went to get my books from my locker. On my locker was a pink post it note that read, 'sl//t'. I tore it off and threw it violently in the bin before collecting my books. My mind kept going back to the note.
    I felt like a sl//t. I had used my teacher after all.
    I was about to walk to class but Zach stopped me.
    “Meet me at my apartment at 6 today,” he whispered, sending chills down my spine.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: What if my dad didn't leave my mother and I?
    {A/N Nice save Logan! See guys, there was nothing to be worried about. I would never make my fictional husband, Zach Parker, go to jail or get fired. I'm about to go count up the votes on that quote that I uploaded about my next story so next time I upload, I'll tell y'all what story I shall write next}

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