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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    The only reason
    I enjoy going to bed is
    so I can make stories up in my head
    which makes my brain think
    it’s actually real.

  2. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Ive always wondered what women do during there period in certain stories
    Like do they have pads and tampons in the wizarding world
    or do they cast some super absorbing spell to their underwear.
    Are girls alowed to bring tampons in the Hunger Games arena
    Or do they have to publicly announce they're on their period
    and hope some sponsor will send a parachute
    Or do they make their own out of moss?
    Tell me I'm not the only one whose thought of this

  3. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Can my life be like
    the stories I read or
    the movies I watch?
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    i think i'm pretty sure that 99% the of stories i tell people start with "ok so" and end with "and yeah"

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Witty is kinda dead.
    So here's what we should do.
    1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
    It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it!
    2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
    Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.
    3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
    I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.
    4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
    Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.
    5. ADVERTISE WITTY
    Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.
    EXTRA ADVICE:
    - use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!
    - go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.
    -Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)
    -For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.
    -I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.
    -I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.
    -Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.
    -WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L
    Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,
    ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.
    P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD

  6. Raeleen (: * Raeleen (: *
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Imagine being attractive like how cool would that be???

  7. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Dear boys
    Not every girl is gonna look like a supermodel . Not
    every girl is going to have a clear face . Not every girl
    is gonna have that skinny, slim body. Not every girl
    is gonna have thick thighs . Not every girl is gonna
    have a flat stomach . Not every girl is gonna have big
    b00bs. Not every girl is gonna have a big a$s. Not
    every girl is gonna know how to cook . Not every girl
    is gonna know how to play video games.
    Not every girl is gonna be perfect. But you know what? It's
    not about finding that "perfect girl". It's about finding a girl
    who you can love perfectly. Just the way she is, flaws and
    all.
    sincerly me.

  8. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    One day, I met a boy who could make me laugh with just a simple twitch of his eyebrow and a snap of his fingers. My ribs ached every day in the best way possible and he always carried a sly smirk on his lips.
    He left after 3 months, but that was okay because
    One day, I met a boy who was more gorgeous than anybody I had ever seen before. No one ever got tired of staring at his perfectly structured cheeks and he assured me that I was just as beautiful as he was.
    He left after 6 months, but that was okay because
    One day, I met a boy who gave me flowers and biked all the way to my house when he knew that I was upset. My parents shook his hand and were impressed by his abundant use of ‘please’s and ‘thank you’s.
    He left after 9 months, but that was okay because
    One day, I met a boy whose beautiful lips uttered the sweetest jokes. He opened car doors for me and used his perfectly tanned arms to carry me over puddles. His jade colored eyes lit up at my puns and I could never keep a straight face while talking to him.
    He left after 12 months, and that was not okay.
    r.m.

  9. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    And who else makes up stories in their head thinking "i could totally be an author"??

  10. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    There are scars on all of us.
    Stories on our skin.
    Stories in our heads.
    Dark moments
    and bright ones.
    Written words
    and lines.
    There are stories on all of us.
    A message to whomever
    wants to listen.

  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Advice for witty authors.
    Okay, personally, I'm not a fan of the stories on witty. Just not really my taste. However, I've noticed some common... trends, I guess, amongst the stories and the structure, grammar and layout of them. So, I decided to offer a few little tips on how to improve the quality of your stories and to make it easier for people to read them.
    1) Don't have your story center aligned!
    It looks incredibly untidy to start with, and can make the reading of your work confusing for others.
    2) Start a new line every time someone new speaks.
    This is a basic writing rule, and I'm kind of surprised that most peoples English teacher has not taught them this.
    3) Use quotation marks to indicate speech.
    Again, basic writing rule. Italics do not indicate speech. Parenthesis - these: ( ) - do not indicate speech. These little guys do: " "
    4) Place a comma (or exclaimation point/question mark) before the closing quotation mark.
    This again relates to speech and is another basic writing rule.
    "This is an example showing how that is done," she said.
    5) Don't have run-on sentences.
    If a sentence can be broken up into smaller sentences, do it! It makes the story so much easier to read.
    6) Paragraphs!
    Don't have the entire chapter of your story in one long block. Break it up into chunks of 5-6 lines. It makes the story easier to read and follow. The easiest point to do this may be at a scene change or after speech.
    7) Use simple descriptions and leave room for the reader to imagine parts of the setting.
    You don't have to elaborately describe every single part of the room, or what the character is wearing! You don't have to state exactly what their wearing, or what their feeling. Use more subtle hints as to their state. My teacher often tells us to show the reader, without being explicit in our descriptions.
    You also don't need to lay out the steps for the character's actions - i.e., you don't need to run through how they get ready for school ('I got out of bed and get into the shower, shampoo and condition my long blonde hair, use my cleanser on my flawless skin and shave my long tanned legs. I then get out and towel off, walk back to my room and get dressed. I put on black Hollister skinny jeans, a pink crop-top from Abercombie and my Sperrys. Then I go back to the bathroom and dry my hair and put on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, lipgloss and eyeshadow.' etc, etc). It's monotonous and nobody really needs to know.
    8) Proofread, for the love of God.
    So many times a good story has been absolutely ruined for me (not necessarily on here, usually on wattpad) because the author has made several silly spelling errors or has repeated information due to not proofreading their work. All it takes is a couple of minutes after you've finished writing to read it back to yourself. Many people also find it helpful to read it out loud to see if the sentences flow.
    9) SENTENCES START WITH CAPITAL LETTERS AND END WITH FULL STOPS.
    I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.
    10) Make your chapters more than a few lines long!
    That is not a chapter. That is a paragraph. Each chapter should have something happen in it - an event, whether big, small, good or bad. Just make the chapter interesting.

  12. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Let me tell you a story
    about a girl who loves to dream
    and a boy who wishes he
    could wake up
    from this life long nightmare.

  13. Geroyal21 Geroyal21
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Should I start writing stories or should I not? Comment what you think!!

  14. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 6:13pm UTC
    we're all stories in the end,
    just make it a good one.

  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Hello my beautiful sisters.
    I'm back and I have missed you all.
    ACT and DECA is over.
    The main thing keeping me from witty.
    Post ideas for a new story.
    I promise, I will finish this one.
    xoxoxo, wittycause

  16. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 6:13pm UTC
    “ I HOPE YOU WILL GO OUT AND LET STORIES HAPPEN TO YOU ”

  17. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    I change with the seasons.
    I may be bright, balmy like the eternally sunshine-warmed days of summer.
    I may be sugary sweet like spring, pink and rich with new life and smelling of all the foliage that will be soon to blossom.
    I may use ice to viscously rip your skin into confetti, or simply wither and die like all that occurs during wintertime.
    Or maybe I will cry heavy rainstorms like autumn, and attempt to kill all that dares to live in my wilting presence.

  18. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Truly Madly
    Deeply
    A One Direction FanFiction| chapter 2
    Chapter outfits - http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=70387133
    “So what is this I just heard about you being a little trouble maker?” Harry asked
    “It depends..”
    “Still in the principals office?”
    “Who-“ He interrupted me
    “Dad called. Come on Jessi, everyday? What’s happening? You are a good kid”
    “Maybe if you came home more you would know. Sometimes I just need my big brother.”
    “You know I would come home more if I could baby girl”
    “I know. I just miss you HarHar”
    “I miss you to Jess. I’m going to be home before you know it and I have a surprise for you if you don’t get in anymore trouble before I get there”
    “But-“
    “It’s a good surprise. C’mon Jessi, For me? Please?”
    “I’ll try” I sighed in defeat
    “That’s my girl. Here, someone wants to talk to you” I heard Harry pass the phone and mumble something to someone else
    “Hey Jessibear” Louis said in a creepy way
    “LOUBEAR!” I screeched and Wes looked at me laughing while Ms. M just looked confused
    “I know you miss me but god. There isn’t room in this group for two sassy people! That’s my job!”
    “Nah I’ve taken over. I’m the sassy one here”
    “IT’S ON!”
    “BRING IT TOMMO”
    “Next time I see you. Sass off. Be there.”
    “Will do.” I smiled and the bell rang signaling the period was over so I said my goodbyes to Louis and Harry.
    “Sooo how’s Lou?” Wes smiled and I playfully slapped her arm.
    “Oh quiet” I groaned and she laughed. The rest of the week went by painfully slow. Especially history. This whole surprise that Harry had planned better be worth it. At the end of school on Friday Wes came over like every other day. We went upstairs and changed, I changed into a hoodie Harrys friend Ed gave me that said his name and had a paw print, which was his symbol, on it, a pair of leggings, my fuzzy boot slippers and threw my blonde and blue hair into a messy bun. Wes went into my closet and pulled out a batman sweater, a pair of sweatpants, raccoon slippers and threw a beanie on her curly hair. While I waited for her to finish changing I looked around my room. Harry called in Zayn’s girlfriend, Perrie, to design it for me for my birthday while I was on holiday with my family out in California. It had grape purple walls, a zebra bedspread, my walls were covered in pictures of me, Wes, Perrie, Danielle, and the boys from when they came out here for a few weeks last summer. Wes came back and we laid down on the end of my bed and put on my TV to watch Friends reruns. We stayed there for a few hours, went downstairs to order a pizza and waited for it to be delivered when the phone rang.
    “Hello?”
    “Hey Jess, I’m not going to be home until tomorrow. Just have Wes stay with you tonight. I’m staying with Mom” My dad said
    “Will do. Tell her I said hi and I love her”
    “I will honey, goodnight”
    “Goodnight Daddy” I hung up. “Wes your sleeping here”
    “Planned on it anyway” she laughed and went to get the door since the pizza guy was here. We grabbed both grabbed a liter bottle of soda from my fridge and brought it up to my room. Why bother with cups and plates if we were home alone for the night. We finished eating and were just talking while still watching Friends.
    “Hey, Jess you locked the door right?” Wes looked concerned
    “Yeah why?”
    “Nothing. I thought I heard something but it’s probably nothing” we shrugged it off. We both began dozing off when my bedroom door opened revealing a dark hooded figure. Someone was in the house.
    Author's Note:
    Who is in the house? What's going to happen? Is it a robber dude? I'm so excited that I got 20 favorites on the first chapter! it means so much to me that you guys read my stories.. How do you guys like this? I want my amazing readers to be as involved as possible in this story so ANY ideas, no matter how weird, comment below with them!
    format by sandrasaurus

  19. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    we all have stories we'll never tell, and secrets we'll always keep

  20. hdohertyloves hdohertyloves
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    *Bruises and Black Eyes*
    Chapter 2
    Logan and I were freshmen when we met. I was so nervous the first day I thought I would be sick. I had attened another town's middle school, and was being placed in a completly different environment with strangers. My parents explained it was just high school and I would survive. They had bought a bigger house a few towns over and said I would be a lot happier there. They never even asked me when I thought.
    The only person I knew was my cousin, Courtney. She was the typical popular high school girl. Perfect clothes, big group of friends, only hung out with the guy jocks. At my first lunch she introduced me to everyone. Every girl at the table ate low fat yogart and wore either a skirt or shorts. Some of the boys had on football jerseys and told me their first game was after school. The rest wore normal clothes and explained they play baseball in the Spring.
    Courtney went around the table pointing to each face and spat out names I would never remember. I blinked when her manicure finger pointed to two empty seats. Her head turned to the doors right as two boys walked in.
    "And that's Logan and Tyler." Courtney said. I watched the blue jerseys stroll up to the lunch line. Every girl watched the two mancandies grab lunch trays.
    "They're first string on the football team." Said one blonde hair boy.
    "They've been best friends for like, years." One red head girl added. The two football players walked over to our lunch table after talking to some senior boys about the game later that day. When they sat down, they both looked right at me.
    "Guys, this is my cousin, Melony. She's new. So be nice." Courtney talked without making eye contact; She was too busy starring and sulking at her salad with no fat dressing. She kept peeking at the stack of cookies the blond haired boy had.
    Tyler flashed a friendly smile and moved his lips to say hello when Logan spoke first.
    "Melony. Nice to meet you." his smile was different from Tyler's. He almost looked entertained. "Is that your schedule?" He asked. I forgot I was holding the peice of paper in my hands. "May I?" I handed him the sheet. He examined it.
    "Hey, we have the same class after lunch. Room 305. Math. I'll walk with you?" He grinned. I nodded.
    "How the hell did you memorize your schedule already?" I asked. He laughed. A loud but smooth laugh. "Good memory." He replied.
    When that bell rang, Logan sat up and we walk side by side out the wooden lunch doors. He questioned me about my old school. I explained everything to him. I was in the middle of my explaination when we reached the class room. He walked to the middle of the room and motioned me to follow him. I took the chair next to his desk.
    That whole two weeks I spent most of my time with Logan. He made me comfortable. His abilty to turn everything into a joke made me laugh. On the third week, he asked me out. I didn't know what to say, so I said yes. I ended up having a really great time with him that Saturday night at the movies. We dated through out freshmen year.
    That's how I got to know Tyler.

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