Honestly,, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl.
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC
seeing cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
roseth0rn posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC
This is what I saw on the witty tumblr: smexyxlean asked: I know everyone says that you should allow picture posts on witty, but please don't. I'll stop using it if you do. People will end up posting pictures of self harm and trigger a lot people. Thanks for reading. Steve replied with: I’d be more worried about pictures of penises.
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC
Sometimes, I will just get annoyed with people randomly. Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.
Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else. http://test.wittyprofiles.com Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.
I wanna be a panda bear so 'freakin bad, eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
*Elena;~ ♥* posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
Did you know that cats rub their faces against things that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family like wow thank you cat
ChocoTaco posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:46pm UTC
The Ten Commandments of Witty 1. Thou shalt not put any website creators before Steve. 2. Thou shalt 'follow' Steve under all conditions. 3. Thou shalt set aside work to go on Witty Profiles at least once a week. 4. Honor other Wittians' opinions. 5. Thou shalt not have curses or rude sayings in their quotes. 6. Thou shalt not pretend to be the opposite gender. 7. Thou shalt not steal other quotes. 8. Thou shalt not falsely accuse a Wittian of something they did not do. 9. Thou shalt not ask for faves or followers. 10. Thou shalt not hate on Witty Profiles or anyone in it.