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Best Steve Quotes This Year

  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Girl on Witty to Steve: Happy Valentine's Day! What will you be getting for the Mrs.?
    Steve: TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY???!!!
    life = made

  2. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
    I guess you could say,
    Steve just bought sexy back.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    what if
    tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
    at key points in our lives
    and we had to figure out
    what they meant for ourselves?

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    it takes 30 seconds
    to type a text message
    that will make her smile
    for hours.


  5. posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity


  6. posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    it’s so strange
    that autumn is so beautiful,
    but everything is really dying...

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    seeing
    cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
    gets me so angry
    they’re supposed to be awkward
    with bad haircuts
    they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    if you think
    I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

  12. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    This is what I saw on the witty tumblr:
    smexyxlean asked: I know everyone says that you should allow picture posts on witty, but please don't. I'll stop using it if you do. People will end up posting pictures of self harm and trigger a lot people. Thanks for reading.
    Steve replied with:
    I’d be more worried about pictures of penises.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
    Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
    but their presence just bothers me.

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
    http://test.wittyprofiles.com
    Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.


  15. posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I wanna be a panda
    bear so 'freakin bad,
    eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
    I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
    SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
    OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
    I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
    A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
    THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
    FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Having a broken heart
    is like having broken ribs.
    On the outside you look fine,
    but every breath
    hurts...

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    If the whole world
    was blind, how may people would you impress?

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    my only skill
    includes falling in love with people
    I can’t have

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    The Ten Commandments of Witty
    1. Thou shalt not put any website creators before Steve.
    2. Thou shalt 'follow' Steve under all conditions.
    3. Thou shalt set aside work to go on Witty Profiles at least once a week.
    4. Honor other Wittians' opinions.
    5. Thou shalt not have curses or rude sayings in their quotes.
    6. Thou shalt not pretend to be the opposite gender.
    7. Thou shalt not steal other quotes.
    8. Thou shalt not falsely accuse a Wittian of something they did not do.
    9. Thou shalt not ask for faves or followers.
    10. Thou shalt not hate on Witty Profiles or anyone in it.

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