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  1. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2018 12:55pm UTC
    I know that no one is going to read this, as basically no one seems to be using this website anymore. However, I've nothing better to do but post on here anyway.
    Witty Profiles used to be a pretty booming website. There were plenty of users on here, mostly teenage girls, so it was a nice place to go and vent if you needed people to understand you. Who is going to understand a teenage girl better than other teenage girls?
    Though I have gotten quite a bit older than when I first joined this site (2011 is when I joined, 7 years is quite a long time). I joined when I was in 10th/11th grade, I'm not sure exactly the time I joined. Which would put me at about 16 or 17 years old.
    Reading my old posts on here is pretty much like reading old posts on Facebook; super embarrassing and I cringe at most of them. Well, most of the older ones. Some of the newer ones on my page are song lyrics and they aren't nearly as awful.
    I guess the point of this post is that I've changed throughout the years, as have many others who have used this site at least once or twice in their lifetime. This site was an outlet for me when I was a teenager and I had no where else to go to vent my feelings.
    I'm 23 years old now, I'm a drastically different person than I was 7 years ago. My feelings have changed along with pretty much everything else about me. I will always be appreciative of this site and what it had helped me get through during the angsty days of my teenage life.
    Thank you, Steve.

  2. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2016 4:32pm UTC
    damn, witty used to be so lit back in 2011/2012

  3. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2016 2:49pm UTC
    Thank you for the wishes, Steve :)

  4. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2016 7:14pm UTC
    It is my birthday today, and seeing those kittens
    while hovering over the witty, made me smile.
    Thank you Steve -- even tho I know that wasn't on purpose.

  5. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2015 4:12am UTC
    remember when this format was really over-used?
    Hashtag bringing it back~
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  6. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:22am UTC
     
    Reading your old
    quotes,
    is like a
    diary you unintentionally kept. They show how quickly things
    change, and how little the big things you thought matter, are
    very little and you don't even remember. 

  7. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:33am UTC
    Google
    Best
    website ever
    Search About 1 result (0.69
    seconds)
    Did you
    mean: Witty
    Profiles
    credit to PaperLung

  8. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:27am UTC
    FAVE IFYOU REMEMBER...
    -"Fave If"
    -"nmq, nmf"
    -"Jocked"
    -FramingMathew
    -CoolSt0ryBr0
    -ThatsSoMeee
    -BringMeTheEric
    -WittySurveys
    -"Picture"Quote Formats
    -Double Quote Formats
    -1000 Faves
    -Witty Stories
    -Witty School
    -The Nutella Craze
    -The Ed Sheeran Craze
    -The One Direction Craze
    -"Old Witty"
    -"New Witty"
    ///// Fave If You Love Witty \\\\\

  9. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2015 11:26pm UTC
    Why do my quotes say "click to see quote" when they're posted?
    when it does that people don't get to see all the effort i put into
    making it look good and probably won't want to 'click'.

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 3:01am UTC
    Updated Feature: Chat
    Hey Everyone. I updated the chat today. This new chat version works on phones! (yay) Let me know what you think.

  11. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 2:29am UTC
    HEY GUYS!
    So I was thinking...
    We should make a list about the things we love about Witty.
    So comment on this quote, and tell me (and Steve) about your favorite Witty things.

  12. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2015 12:42am UTC
    Hey Everyone! I need some help with Witty.
    More than two thirds of the people who visit Witty are now using a phone or other small mobile device. If Witty is to prosper again, it needs to look great on mobile.
    The question I have is: How do I deal with "fancy" formats on mobile? Most of the current formats are too wide to fit on mobile and become unreadable. Should only the desktop version of the site have the fancy formats and the mobile site just be plain text? Should I convert fancy formats to images that get shrunken to display on the mobile site? Maybe you have a better idea. Comment please!
    — Steve

  13. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 7:17am UTC
    Just Witty Things
    1. Cute Formats2. Picture Quotes 3. Steve 4. NMQ/NMF 5. "Jocked" 6. Amenah's Elephant 7. The Gender Conspiracy 8. Nutella 9. The One Direction Phase 10. Jimmy365's Secret 11. The "Good Ol' Days" of "Real Witty" 12. 1,000 Faves 13. When Every Top Quote Was By The Same Person 14. Witty Facebook Friends 15. The Witty Family

  14. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2015 2:21pm UTC
    Today, I received news that may change my life soon. It was regarding a decision that I made on February 15, 2015. Thank you, Steve, for your sincere advice.

  15. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2015 1:46pm UTC
    My preview says I'll only get 3 likes...
    STEVE THINKS WITTY IS DEAD!!!
    My quote. Do NOT steal!

  16. Draconequus* Draconequus*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 11:00pm UTC
    Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):
    1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
    Honestly, I was thinking about Discord. #MLP5ever
    2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
    Oh my word, but you're right...
    3. What made you cry last?
    Watching Perks of Being a Wallflower. (fck you noah <3)
    4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
    PATRICK IS BAE AND YOU CAN SCK IT
    5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
    Fat Amy
    6. Who you gonna call?
    Now I have that song stuck in my head.
    7. Do you ship Tasty?
    More than most.
    8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
    No.
    9.
    ???
    10. Yes diggity?
    No--I like the way you work it.
    11. Do you know the muffin man?
    Now I've got THIS song stuck in my head.
    12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
    What do I put down if I'm bisexual? Uhhh EMILY
    13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
    Eh, she's all right.
    14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
    I'LL DO. WHAT I WANT.
    15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!

  17. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 9:24pm UTC
    Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):
    1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
    "ooh my name in elvish is cool look witty look"
    2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
    I was about to type that she wasn't on, but then she came online...
    3. What made you cry last?
    Last time I was at Noah's and my allergies spiked.
    4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
    PATRICK IS BAE
    5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
    Fat Amy
    6. Who you gonna call?
    GHOSTBUSTERS! (Or 911, yeah?)
    7. Do you ship Tasty?
    O. T. P.
    8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
    I always get stuck on the semicolon.
    9.
    10. Yes diggity?
    NO DIGGITYYY (gotta bag it up)
    11. Do you know the muffin man?
    "Who lives on Drury lane?"
    "Well...she's married to the muffin man."
    "The muffin man?"
    "THE MUFFIN MAN!"
    12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
    Hannah Hart, Rose Dix, Winona Ryder, Judy Garland
    13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
    I'm vgina close with her.
    14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
    Vgina close, Survey-er.
    15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!
    (((vgina close)))

  18. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 7:18pm UTC
    Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):
    1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
    I like Perks of Being a Wallflower, so i chose something that refrenced it.
    2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
    I don't know, go scare a nun.
    3. What made you cry last?
    When I listened to my Parents fight for a staright 16 hours. (new world record!)
    4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
    Yes, stay away!
    5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
    Fat Patricia
    6. Who you gonna call?
    Ghostbusters!!!
    7. Do you ship Tasty?
    Absoloutly.
    8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
    If i use a German accent.
    9.
    Yes
    10. Yes diggity?
    NOOO, NO DIGGITY ALLOWED!!
    11. Do you know the muffin man?
    yes, he once sold me weed.
    12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
    Patrick, Shai Labeouf, Christofer Drew
    13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
    yes
    14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
    Sorry gosh, i'll change that right now.
    15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!

  19. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 4:45pm UTC
    I need to stop saying "nice" after everything
    Hows ur mashed potatoes? nice
    Hows ur cat? nice
    How was prison? nice

  20. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2015 12:51pm UTC
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    Steve is following me!
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    OH MY GOD.
    Thank you, Steve!

:)

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