Best Status Quotes This Year

Delicate*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 7:49pm UTC

We are atoms studying atoms,
cells studying cells. We are the mystery of the universe, trying to unravel ourselves

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 16, 2014 6:28pm UTC

If auto correct can change "obama" to "Obama",
then it should change "god" to "God".

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britany*
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 11:19pm UTC

Me: *listening to music at school*
Person: I can hear your music
Me: good, you need a better taste in music anyways

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 21, 2014 7:13pm UTC

we all carry these things inside
that no one else can see
they hold us down like anchors
and drown us out at sea.
IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original maker unknown

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:32am UTC

Look how they shine for you.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 30, 2014 1:08pm UTC

it's funny how i was the fastest spérm
and now i hardley move at all

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 2:19pm UTC

James Bond:
—I'm Bond. James Bond.
me:
—I'm alone. Forever alone.

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Last Serenade*
posted a quote
July 17, 2014 10:37pm UTC

. . . When I get really excited . . .

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:44am UTC

“
Why is
it so
easy to
love a
stranger,
but so
unbearbly
hard to
love
yourself?
”

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britany*
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 12:10am UTC

Finn: it's your own star
Rachel: you named a star after me?
Finn: no, i thought about it, but then i named it Finn Hudson, because there already is a star called Rachel Berry, and she's right here on earth and she's brighter than any of those stars up there. So I wanted to make sure that whenever she feels lonely, she can look up at the sky and no matter where i am, she can know that i'm looking down on her.
-Glee

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2014 7:31pm UTC

can i have an extra day to write this paper
i fractured my motivation

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:44am UTC

I watch the night
turn light blue
but it's not the same
without you.

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC

Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks
Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

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Steve
posted a quote
January 1, 2015 11:27am UTC

May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood cell count, and mortgage interest rate not rise. Happy New Year.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
May 31, 2014 11:39pm UTC

If you think someone is better off without you
Chances are they probably aren't.

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 5:53pm UTC

Girl on Social Media: OMG! I'm so ugly!!
Me: Yes, that's why you have 197 photos in an album titled " ME♥ "

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 10:52am UTC

'I've lived in books more than I've lived anywhere else.'

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC

ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 8:08pm UTC

Why should I have to alter my clothing
and my style to fit some dress code
just because the guys in my school
don't know how to control themselves?

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