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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2018 12:43am EDT
    I don't even know why I like you but I like you. Sitting beside you, no words need to be said. I'm still not sure what it is about you. Fate always brings you near. The more i think about it, the more odd it is. All the coincidences, I'll keep calling them coincidences. We're always brought back together somehow. I hope you view me in a kind way. I hope i can make you laugh and smile sometime again. I don't know what it is. But honest to God i think it's fate. We're not compatible, like at all. But still, there's something.

  2. If you allow someone to be who they are and they allow you to be who you are, then that's Love. Anything else is torture.* If you allow someone to be who they are and they allow you to be who you are, then that's Love. Anything else is torture.*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2017 7:13am EDT
    If the weapon is your love, I got myhands up. If you're gonna take medown, I surrender.

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2017 10:30pm EDT
    I like it when you're the little spoon, it's the best feeling, your back pressed against my chest. Why are your feet so cold? Go into the fetal position, hold your knees close to your chest. Let me warm them up, give your feet a little rub and kiss the back of your neck. I like when you're the little spoon, I like taking care of you. You stretch out wide for a little bit, you could easily take up this whole bed. Usually you'd end it at good night now, but you turn to me instead. It's dark but your eyes are glistening, crinkling by the sides. "Thank you" has become our new "I love you". I kiss your lips goodnight. "No. Thank you."

  4. Jaii Jaii
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2017 8:46pm EDT
    ~ On this dark and stormy night as she sat watching the rain.. contemplating if she should try again.. but she didn't know if she could take that kinda pain... everyone says she better off but what did she really gain? ~

  5. Dudu* Dudu*
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    May 29, 2017 10:03pm EDT
    We have this quiet friendship going and it's an odd comfort. I didn't wait up next to you because I didn't want to seem overbearing. I took the long way round and when you crossed over first, I saw that smug smile, but you weren't happy. I wasn't trying to avoid you. I'm trying to stay on your good side but when I do that, I always put more distance between us. I think I left a good first impression, but now you're disappointed. I'm sorry. Let's go back to being strangers for a while. I know I give off a cold atmosphere, but I'll warm up to you with time.

  6. Dudu* Dudu*
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    June 16, 2017 10:46am EDT
    I have so many friends. So many best friends too. When I was younger, I would have been so happy. I was so lonely. But even with all these people around me...I'm still lonely. And not in the poetic "I'm so lonesome" sort of way. In the "I hate feeling like I have no one to talk to when I'm surrounded by people" sort of way. The type of lonely, where everyone has known you for so long. They have these expectations. I can't let them see these sides of me. It's stupid of me to withhold their standards. But it's hard to hear the "you've changed" monologue. Because I haven't. I've just never trusted this aspect of myself over to them. And it's not some rare Jewel that everyone's dying to see, it's just messy. Having your own internal issues isn't something I want to share, but I know I need to. So I'll make new friends. I pray they can see through me.

  7. That Girl With Dreads * That Girl With Dreads *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2017 5:31pm EDT
    Title: I'm Not Black.
    When people see me
    they see black.
    When people meet me
    They hear white.
    What's up with that?
    I'll tell you what:
    The color of my skin
    The pigment in my tone
    The melanin I'm in
    Is black.
    The way I talk
    The way I act
    The way I walk
    And my character someone how
    Is white.
    People say,
    People have the nerve to say to my face
    "you're not black."
    And what do I say back?
    I laugh and say, "you're right, I'm white
    Because I speak clearly, don't act hood and ain't out here callin' people my n*ggas."
    But what does that matter?
    Why is black an adjective of my lack of character?
    Why is white a adjective of my total character?
    It's freckin’ annoying.
    It's ignorant.
    And I'm more than that.

  8. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 11:04am EDT
    i go crazy 'cause here
    isn't where i wanna be

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2017 11:38am EDT
    I have one good friend that I love and care about. When I see her I feel my mood get 100 times better. She smiles at me I smile at her. Our conversations are light hearted in person, we delve a bit deeper in our text messages. I'm glad to have her. I'm glad she could show me what it means to have a true, wholesome friend. I have these other people I hang out with. My mood when I'm with them isn't the best. I can't help but feel like they don't respect me. Like I'm an easy target, or pushover. I know I just need to be firm once and for all, but I don't want to go that far. Because being firm in their books would have to be something as clear as a loud shout. More than just "Stop it, you're being too much." But something short of a meltdown. And I don't want to go that far. I've been distancing myself. Slowly easing myself out of our decade of "friendship". They're not the same anymore, I want to speed this process up, but I also want it to happen naturally. Why is this so hard.

    posted a quote
    September 3, 2017 3:03am EDT
    I know
    What it's like to lose somebody you love
    And I know what it's like to lose yourself to the drugs
    And I know what it's like to have to let go of someone
    'Cause they hurt you so bad that you're not the person you was

  11. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:51pm EDT
    " A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
    - Roald Dahl

  12. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:53pm EDT
    Sometimes when I'm having a bad day...
    I google image puppies.
    Seriously, how can you be upset with this little guy?!

  13. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:59pm EDT
    "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
    - Willy Wonka

  14. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2017 5:02pm EDT
    you left with no warning
    and took the summer from my life

  15. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2017 9:45pm EDT
    are just air that flies into the wind, noticed once and never remembered again. So if you want to keep me, do not blow your loving air into my ear, instead use motions that cut through the wind, and prove that they are puzzle pieces that fit into one another.
    Eminem - Space Bound

  16. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2017 3:56pm EDT
    Goodbye, Witty.
    Witty has been so good to me, but it is my time to say goodbye. I made my first account on here on October 30, 2011; I was 11, I'm 18 now. I grew up with this website. If you travelled through all of my accounts, first to last, you'd see the journey I took to become who I am today. This website has shaped me in the most unbelievable way. Most of my witty friends have left, except for a few, like Bailey, and Allison who checks in once in a while. I don't have any time in my life to keep up with the top quotes or even to just check this website. Thank you, Steve, and everyone who I've ever talked to on here. See ya, witty.

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2017 9:07am EST
    i'm gonna hold you
    like i'm saying goodbye

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:11am EST
    the earth has music
    for those who listen

  19. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2017 6:40pm EDT
    How cool would it be to have a Witty app?
    Let's get 50 likes to show Steve :)
    creds to http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/

  20. charming charming
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2017 11:44pm EDT
    If you lost your girlfriend at a party, the fastest way to find her is talk to another girl.

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