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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:36pm EST
    B/tch you hate I may like your statuses, but it doesn't mean that I like YOU
    2 hours ago · comment · like
    You and 734750433463924765 people like this
    hehe get it?
    nmq

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:12pm EDT
    if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f-cking murder them

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am EDT
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 12:20pm EDT
    Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
    until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:40pm EDT
    Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 1:32pm EDT
    "When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3"
    14 year old me being cool and edgy
    And before you ask , yes i did like my own status

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 7:18pm EDT
    The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

  8. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 10:43pm EDT
    I PREFER RAINFALL OVER SUNSHINE AND MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'D CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE ELSE

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:50pm EDT
    i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

  10. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am EDT
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  11. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm EDT
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:46pm EDT
    someone: have you seen this movie?
    me: no but i've seen gifs

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:43pm EDT
    what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:59pm EDT
    calm your tít.
    just one tít.
    leave the other one crazy.
    that's your party tít.

  15. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 6:02pm EDT
    "Your bra strap is showing."
    Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.
    Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

  16.  * *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:08pm EDT
    have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone's status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn't want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It's almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your entire day.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am EDT
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 11:00am EDT
    the tooth fairy teaches children
    to sell their bodies for money.

  19. s3mpiternal s3mpiternal
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 7:11pm EDT
    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing

  20. o'brien* o'brien*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 6:12am EDT
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    THE
    "earth"
    WITHOUT
    "art"
    IS
    JUST
    "eh."
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

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