Best Standup Quotes This Week

carson5482
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC

"My cousin is six.
I was talking to him the other day and I said
'What do you want to be when you're older?'
He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.'
And I was like 'Why is that?'
'So I can stab people with my head.'"

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Unlikely lines to hear in a
Hollywood blockbuster:
Nemo, where the f/ck have you been?

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 5:14pm UTC

fall down seven times. stand up eight. urhighuigh

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
July 21, 2014 6:49pm UTC

Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying:
I will try again tomorrow.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 9:30pm UTC

I'm tired of people pushing me around
Like I'm a nobody
I'm a somebody
And I'm going to stand up for myself

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
September 15, 2015 2:07am UTC

Our lives begin to end
the day we become silent
about things that matter.
-Martin Luther King Jr.

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:04pm UTC

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Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:04pm UTC

Last night she drowned in her sadness
because no one cared enough to tell her
that all she needed to do was stand up.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:46am UTC

Who cares
If someone dislikes you or your personailty?
They are just hating to make you stronger.
No matter bullied or teased you always have to stand up.
Never be shy ♥

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 1:34am UTC

Sometimes you have to get knocked down lower
than you've ever been before to stand up taller then you ever were .

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Why don't people stand up to bullies?
Because it's so easy to walk awayand pretend that nothing even happened.
You can't blame yourself for anything.
You won't make a difference anyway right?
But in reality you can.
You can save a Life ♥

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 8:31pm UTC

One day I'm going to blow up at everyone who makes me mad
I'm going to go to their face and tell them how I really feel
Tell them that what they do and say makes me mad
One day I'm going to tell people how I really feel and stand up for myself

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Today,
was an interesting day.
I stood up for my friend, not just sat and watched.
I didn't want what happened to me, happen to her.
I'm not gonna let that happen again.
What I went through was he11.
No one needs to go through that..
Stand up and Speak out.
That's what i did.
♥

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Whatever God you believe in,
we come from the same one.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 2:03pm UTC

Anyone that is being bullied, just know, you are not alone. What they say hurts, but you can stand up and make a difference.

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misshyfr
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 6:14pm UTC

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Never let your fears over shadow you.
Stand up to them
and instead of being afraid, face them.
Its hard to deal with what you already know
And sometimes you just keep telling yourself not to think about it.
You try to numb the pain by leaving your mind blank
But that won't cure the situation
It just leads it back.
You try your best to ignore the facts
And start filling your head with illusions.
Eventually we all have to put up with something
We never thought we'd go through
But thats a part of life.
To learn from your
experiences,
Not dwell on them.
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