So my friends are fawning over this jerk we'd agreed to forget.
We all liked this guy we met, we were practically stalking him,
until a friend of mine found his twitter and found him talking about
some 'grenades'* who'd just added him on Facebook
(a couple of our friends had just added them).
Now they're obsessing over him once more because
there's a chance that it was not them he was referring too.
So what they're saying is that it's okay they call another girl
a grenade as long as it's not them?
Yeah, well, they're not back on my to-stalk list. And will never be.
(*grenade: Jersey Shore term for ugly girl. Yeah, they quoted Jersey Shore.)
And just for the record, the only grenades here are him and his buddy.