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  1. QuietlyLoud QuietlyLoud
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 3:07am UTC
    Kind of just spent the last 20 minutes stalking my own profile and regretting half the things i posted...

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 8:33pm UTC
    I promise, I'm not stalking you.
    Just kindly favoriting every quote you've ever made
    then following you.

  3. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    Always warn people before you stalk them because it's rude not to.

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    There's nothing worse than forgetting you can't zoom in on Instagram and accidentally liking a photo of someone you're stalking.

  5. haay* haay*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    Do you live in a cornfield, cause I'm stalking you

  6. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    "Facebook, quit making me feel like such a stalker!",
    I say as I deliberately click through all the personal details I can find ​of complete strangers.

  7. TheQuoteTester TheQuoteTester
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Me: *stalking online relationships*
    Me: *tears of envy*
    Me: * stalks more*
    Repeat.

  8. kaaarolcia kaaarolcia
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    that feeling
    when someone faves your three-month-old quote
    and you feel a little bit stalked and creeped out
    and that person is
    Steve

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It’s whatevs.
    that works much better for me.

  10. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:43am UTC
    ok so guys I'm being stalked by a song.
    My best friend sang "don't stop believing" in a talent show about a year ago and ever since, that song has been following us/me around.
    For example: we went to a resturant and this song was playing.
    I know that doesn't sound so impressive because it is a popular song and everything.
    But what you have to understand is we could have walked in minutes earlier or later and completely missed the song.
    But we didn't.
    It's been happening for a while now, just playing on radios around us and stuff.
    BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:
    I was on vacation, across the country, and hanging out outside. The place I was at was by a lake and often boats would drive by. So a showboat or something drove by and guess what song they were playing?
    "don't stop believing".

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 10:50am UTC
    Guys
    Girls can steal your hoodies and it's perfectly fine.
    But if you steal their clothes, it's called 'stalking' and being creepy.

  12. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    *appears out of a dark alley*
    haha so do you like like me

  13. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.
    I live in constant fear of
    accidentally mentioning something
    that I only know about someone from
    stalking them on the internet.
    follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.follow for a follow.

  14. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 6:37am UTC
    Me: - On witty- (When i first started)
    Just - Updating where i live...
    O.o whatch out for stalkers?
    Lets just write Australia.
    :D

  15. Kawaiichan Kawaiichan
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    *Friend* You should make a witty!
    *Me* okay
    *Me* 2 months later... made a witty
    *Me to friend* Oh by the way i made a witty
    *Friend* I will find you
    *Me* Uhhuh im sure you will
    An hour later
    *friend* i found you
    *Me* XD Alright then

  16. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Dear People Who Go To My School,
    Please leave me and my friends alone!
    One of us is going through a really hard time right now and the last thing she needs right now is for you to stalk us round school.
    Fvck off back to your home planet sht bags!
    No Love,
    Me xoxo

  17. ghiblidork ghiblidork
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    So my friends are fawning over this jerk we'd agreed to forget.
    We all liked this guy we met, we were practically stalking him,
    until a friend of mine found his twitter and found him talking about
    some 'grenades'* who'd just added him on Facebook
    (a couple of our friends had just added them).
    Now they're obsessing over him once more because
    there's a chance that it was not them he was referring too.
    So what they're saying is that it's okay they call another girl
    a grenade as long as it's not them?
    Yeah, well, they're not back on my to-stalk list. And will never be.
    (*grenade: Jersey Shore term for ugly girl. Yeah, they quoted Jersey Shore.)
    And just for the record, the only grenades here are him and his buddy.

  18. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Laying next to the person you love and watching them sleep is a gift tha...
    CRAP!
    She's waking up!
    Out the window!
    OUT THE WINDOW!
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  19. BeforeIDie_ BeforeIDie_
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    BeforeIDie#175
    meet that guy i always stalked on tumblr/twitter/facebook/etc, but never knew

  20. sunshineandhappiness* sunshineandhappiness*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    After I add a quote, I like stalking it under 'Newest', and then looking through pages and pages of 'Top Today' to find it..
    Just me?

:)

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