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  1. corvid corvid
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2017 2:03am UTC
    Where's the leak, ma'am?

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 5:16pm UTC
    Spongebob: Hey Sandy, watch me do the Grouchy Squidward!
    Squidward: Stop naming moves after me!
    Spongebob: Everybody's an idiot except for me.
    Squidward: Well, it's true.

  3. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2015 11:19pm UTC
    Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 5:23pm UTC

    Is Sandy
    the one
    I call,
    "Mom"?
    No Patrick,
    that's your
    Mother.
    Oh!
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  5. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    When you try to be a good noodle in class but your friends are also in the same class

  6. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 8:38pm UTC

  7. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 8:14pm UTC
    Emmy: I don't understand why some girls want a thigh gap.
    Me: They wanna be like Spongebob.

  8. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    SPONGEBOB:HI MR.KRABS
    MR.KRABS:SPONGEBOB,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    SPONGEBOB:OH,YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING AROUND.
    PATRICK:BOOOOOOOO!
    new format comment if you need any changes :)
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    ilovepuppy format

  9. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 5:35pm UTC

    That's for
    yesterday,
    Squarepants!
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 4:44pm UTC

    It was
    his hat
    Mr. Krabs!
    He was
    #1!
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  11. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 4:32pm UTC

    You'll never
    guess what
    I found
    in my
    sock last
    night.
    Go ahead-
    Guess!
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  12. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 3:07pm UTC

    Remember licking
    doorknobs is
    illegal on
    other planents.
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  13. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 3:00pm UTC

    Boating
    School?
    I thought
    this was
    Spanish Class!
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  14. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 2:44pm UTC

    I don't
    know why,
    But I
    Think
    I'm going
    to kick
    Spongebob'S Butt
    Tomorrow.
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  15. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 6:36am UTC
    How is Spongebob a sponge if
    everyone in his family are chocolate
    chip cookies

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 7:43am UTC
    Well, at least I still
    have my personality.

  17. TheNamesAshleeNicole TheNamesAshleeNicole
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 10:23pm UTC
    Squidward: why's it so itchy? What's it made out of?Spongebob: EYELASHES

  18. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    Spongebob: *Shaped like Texas*.
    Spongebob: Patrick, what am I?
    Patrick: Uh, stupid?
    CookieDough Formats

  19. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 10:41am UTC
    My social life during the summer holidays:

  20. bethonmeth bethonmeth
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    "Squidward.."
    "I see dead people"

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