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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2016 11:38pm UTC
    I said I'd never abandon witty... juggling work, my boyfriend (who lives in an area that only gets verizon service.. I don't have verizon), and studying has really shot that to hell

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2015 4:01pm UTC
    so, basically a run-down as to what
    happened when I took a break from witty
    (wasn't really a "break" because I still did
    log on pretty often on mobile, I was just
    way too lazy to open my laptop.) um,
    okay. my ex best friend and I became
    best friends again. (I messaged her
    because she posted something that
    was obviously about me on tumblr,
    and I was like "wtf, stop saying I hate
    you to everyone, because I already got
    your bf to pass along I don't" and she
    replied back and yeah idk it just sorta
    happened.) and when the universe is
    nice and give-eths, the universe also
    take-eth away, so I got my best friend
    back, but the guy I was really falling for
    got back together with his ex, so hella
    lonely. my sister's dog had puppies
    with my dog, and I'm allowed to keep
    one and his name is Pi (because it's
    me, and if you know me, you know
    that isn't surprising. I actually asked
    the guy for help naming him. I was
    like "no but really, I need your help.
    if you don't give me a name, that poor
    puppy will spend it's life being called
    Pi or an element from the periodic table
    because I do s.hit like that." and he was
    just like "I actually like Pi." so, yeah.)
    also, I've been playing a lot of skyrim.
    tried to go back to far cry 3 because I
    finished it on ps3, but have yet to on
    xbox (I want the achievements, bruh)
    and switching games is always so
    confusing with controls so that only
    lasted a day. idk, that seems to be it.
    but really guys, I was friends with my
    friend for like only 2 weeks before the
    guy I like all of a sudden got back in
    touch with his ex (him and I hung out
    literally 2 days before he did) and I do
    not think it is a coincidence. the world
    hates me, I swear.

  3. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2015 5:14am UTC
    What's "good for you" doesn't always make your heart skip a beat,
    and your mind whir in the middle of the night.
    But it also doesn't leave you crying alone in your bed,
    with a dying hope the size of North America.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2015 3:03am UTC
    but like guys I bought Bioshock Infinite
    when it was still $60, and I haven't had it in
    months because I lent it to my friend, and
    now that we aren't friends she won't give it
    back. she also has like $30 worth in books
    that are mine. all I have of hers is DVDs
    her mom sent (didn't want to watch them)
    and hoodies (that she left here and never
    took home.) like, please, take your stuff
    and give me mine back.

  5. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 1:42am UTC
    i havent been on in a while...... so hi

  6. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 8:03am UTC
    I Kinda Sorta Want To Kiss You <3

  7. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 9:58am UTC
    “Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal.You don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle.”

  8. Arsonal* Arsonal*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 10:06pm UTC
    From the jump you could tell my attitude was way different than them dudes tryna rap at you cuz half them dudes would you the same platitude thinking this is gonna get the girl laughing soon. Not true home boy but i like the entertainment you threw so much money that i thought that it was raining, and so did like 15 other guys, you should try the other side crazytown live, playing butterflies
    what do ya think of that one lizzy bizzy? c:

  9. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    We like people not so much for how we feel about them, but how they make us feel about ourselves

  10. again again
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 1:32am UTC
    In Junior High I was proud of being flat chested because gym was still fun for me and I didn't have to worry like all of my friends who complained about how it was no more fun because it hurt to run. I was proud of my height because it made me stand out enough that people thought I was some special person for just growing early. I was proud of my frizzy hair because it reminded me of a fun book character from a series I used to love, Pippi Longstocking, I was also proud of my red hair because of that. I was proud when I had to start shaveing and got my first pimple because it ment I was growing up. I was proud of my eye color because they were a little bit blueish. I was proud of my personality because everyone loved me and said I was a great friend. I was proud of my smile and laugh because they were contagious. I was proud of my mismatched clothes and crazy knee high socks because I had all the colors of the rainbow on me and rainbows were happy and was I. I was a stupid kid to think that I would be proud of these things for the rest of my life.

  11. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest.
    The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyones else suffer the way they do.

  12. LittleCaringFreak LittleCaringFreak
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 11:59am UTC
    3 weeks before we can talk again.. Week 2 ALMOST over.. Time doesn't fly when I'm sorta missing you

  13. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    I don't miss you anymore
    I miss how I felt when you were there

  14. dauntless* dauntless*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    i no longer know
    if i wish to drown myself
    in love,
    vodka
    or the sea
    (a.d)

  15. Oreo_o Oreo_o
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    * * * * *
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    One day all of our dreams will come true.
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  16. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    jealousy is a disease
    get well b/tch.
    nmq

  17. LeeMitchMary LeeMitchMary
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    I don't like kids.
    Especially newborns,
    They look like old men.

  18. Kaylahsaurous Kaylahsaurous
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    Let's text~
    719 238 1885
    I need friends.

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Things on the internet make me laugh harder than things people say to me

  20. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Am I the only one that dreams about having a pet platapus/squid/llama/emu muttation?
    Just me?
    Okay then.

:)

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