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Best Sorrynotsorry Quotes Ever

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
    way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Everyone on this site is either an absolute sweetheart or
    that little sh.t in your History class that you want to punch in the face.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    "Always classy, never trashy."
    Funny. Because you're a wh.ore

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Elise
    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
    Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
    Niamh Was it you?
    16 minutes ago · Like
    Georga Who me?
    15 minutes ago · Like
    Ashley Yes you.
    14 minutes ago · Like
    Tiffany Couldn't be.
    13 minutes ago · Like
    Sarah You lying b//tch.
    12 minutes ago · Like

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:20am UTC
    In real life, boy's don't come running back
    in the middle of the night. In real life,
    boys don't sneak through your
    window. They just leave
    and never say another
    word to you, again.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    i have this disease where i'm completely
    aware that i'm annoying but i have absolutely no wat to stop myself.

  7. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:05am UTC
    How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
    Ten tickles.
    *slaps knee* I'm here all week

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Amanda Bynes has lost it.
    Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    To be honest, I'd rather be a "sl.ut" than be
    the one telling someone to kill themselves online

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i wonder if one direction cry themselves to sleep because 99.99% of their fans are so f/cking annoying

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privilege.

  12. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's song "We are never getting back together"
    is actually about her legs.

  13. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Sorry, I can't attend school tomorrow.
    I fractured my motivation.

  14. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    These
    are
    really
    freaking
    annoying.
    <3Look at the top left corner for a surprise. :)
    (nmf)

  15. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    yo i ain't sayin she a
    gold digger
    but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about "gold in them there hills"
    idk so yeah she probably is a gold digger
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I'd just like to point out that telling someone they're
    too skinny and must 'eat a burger and put some
    meat on those bones' is just as rude as telling
    someone they're fat and must go on a diet

  17. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    I DON'T CHASE AFTER ANYONE ANYMORE.
    if you want to walk out of my life,
    I'LL HOLD THE F*CKING DOOR OPEN.

  18. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    Witty logic:
    Wittians: PEOPLE NEED TO BE MORE ORIGINAL!
    Wittians: *Favouites the quote from Tumblr instead of the original poem that someone wrote*

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I'm not sorry for being fabulous.

  20. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Okay so.
    A lot of you have crushes
    On people you know you'll never have
    And that's perfectly fine
    But I know it upsets a lot of you.
    So let's talk about that.
    I'm not going to tell you to stop liking them
    Well,
    Actually I probably am
    Simply because you are better than that.
    Honestly, what's the point in waiting for someone you'll never have
    I'm sorry but
    They're not going to wake up one morning about be like
    'Wow. I think I actually like _____'
    Like I know how you want to believe they will
    But that, darling
    Is just a fairy tail
    And no fairy tails actually have happy endings.
    So here's my advice
    1. Give up.
    I know the whole 'never give up' thing
    But if you're getting hurt because of it
    Then just stop
    'But Lyric, I can't. I love him/her.'
    Yes. You can. Trust me.
    2. Wait.
    Wait for someone to come around who likes you
    And then you two can hang out
    And fall for each other
    Instead of just you falling
    Think of it this way,
    If you're falling with someone,
    You can hold onto them and they can hold onto you
    And you'll die together.
    If you fall alone,
    You flail in the air, desperate to hold on to something
    And die alone.
    3. Hang out with friends more.
    Or just get outside more often
    It's magical how great a walk through the park feels
    4. Smile.
    Getting over them will be hard, I know that
    But smile
    Because guess what
    There is someone out there
    Who has a crush on you
    Maybe, you'll find them quick enough
    And then you two can be happy together.
    Talking always helps
    So be sure to talk to someone about it
    And if you have no one to talk about it with,
    Talk to me
    Like even if I don't know you
    I care about you and I will try to help you as best as I can.

:)

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