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  1. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:50pm UTC
    .....
    Ugly girls appreciate ALL attention. Hugs, handshakes, sexual harrassment, ect.
    .....

  2. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    Time to break out my fancy sunglasses
    so I can be cocky like everyone says and look the part too

  3. imperfectballerina imperfectballerina
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 5:18pm UTC
    You hurt my best friend in any sort of way?
    I will ruin your life from this point foward.
    Glad we understand eachother (-:

  4. wearesarcasm wearesarcasm
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:40am UTC
    wake up:oooh! i am gonna look cute today!time to get dressed:screw it, where's my sweatpants??

  5. wearesarcasm wearesarcasm
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:30am UTC
    wake up:oooh! i am go

  6. Alfred_chan Alfred_chan
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    When Macklemore sleeps does he macklesnore
    If he makes a roasted marshmallow snack does he call them macklesmores
    When he’s angry does he slam the mackledoor
    Before he was five was he macklefour

  7. NicolešŸ™Š* NicolešŸ™Š* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    I would be like you but I don't like the style of being fake... Sorry not sorry..

  8. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    #sorrynotsorry

  9. é²ę±‰ ā™”* é²ę±‰ ā™”*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 10:00am UTC
    boys are the oscars and i'm leonardo dicaprio

  10. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:54am UTC
    me: why do beliebers still exist?
    friend: why do stupid people still exist?
    teacher: that's literally the same exact question.

  11. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 11:40pm UTC
    Just found out that there is going to be a Spongebob Squarepants The Movie 2!I am beyond excited. :D

  12. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    So there has been alot of quotes recently about missing the old witty,
    and I have been doing a pretty good job about keeping my mouth shut.
    I had a witty back in 2010, and yeah it was different, there were some good aspects back then
    but it was also much worse than it is now.
    In the old witty, your chances of making top quotes was one in a million
    on witty now, everyone seems to have an even chance at making top quotes
    Back then we had way more egotistic boys and fake accounts
    on witty now, there are more real, kind people.
    It is easier to make friends and grow close to people now
    and although it may not be the same as the old witty
    I think witty now is still pretty great. Just be grateful
    that it is still here, because we almost lost it at one point
    there could not be a witty, so stop complaining
    and if you want the old witty back
    put as much effort into changing it as you do complaining
    and maybe, just maybe, we will get somewhere.
    ~End Rant~

  13. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    Me: I was kinda disappointed with how the Lizzie Bennet Diaries ended, I didn't like that Lizzie and Darcy got together...
    Friend: But, sweetie, that's how Pride and Prejudice ends...
    Me: I know, but, I think Jane Austen got it wrong! It needs to end differently!
    Friend: How should it end?
    Me: I don't know...just... differently!!!

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    a catching fire interview
    interviewer: which part of your body do you like most?
    Liam Hemsworth: I'd say my tongue
    Liam Hemsworth: because it allows me to taste things
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Josh Hutcherson: I'd say my....
    Josh Hutcherson: left ear lobe.
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Interviewer:
    Liam:
    Josh: it's extremely soft.
    can we please take a moment to be grateful for this guy because that's about as original as it gets ....and his left earlobe is soft so

  15. lynzee lynzee
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 5:33pm UTC
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    A four year old just told me to
    turn my music down.
    As if I'm going to listen.
    CookieDoughFormats

  16. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:27pm UTC
    My eyes don't light up when I hear your name anymore
    I don't when you walk by me in the hallway anymore
    My heart doesn't race when you smile at me anymore
    You don't get to me like you used to
    You're just a bad memory in the back of my mind
    So don't be surprised next time you make your way past me,
    and I don't even glance your way
    Don't bother talking to me anymore,
    because I won't respond
    The saddest part is, You have no one to blame
    except yourself
    I gave you every chance you asked for &
    you messed up every time
    Now, I walk around with nothing but a smile on my face&
    I laugh louder than ever before
    Looks like you lost me,
    way to go.

  17. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    color guard is like cheerleading,
    but with flags and IQs.

  18. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 8:35pm UTC
    Shakespeare wRitEs
    Tragedies,
    NOt Sins
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  19. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    If you wont sing in the car with me when we drive, we cant be friends

  20. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    What I don't understand is why people can't accept the LGBTQ community as a whole.
    Girls all say that they want a gay guy best friend for fashion advice, but they hide from me in the locker room. Guys all say that lesbians are hot, but when it comes to gay guys, they're the first ones to throw insults. The bisexuals are sl.ut-shamed, even by other LGBTQ people. Transgenders are just misunderstood. For the love of god people, don't be hypocrites. If you don't support the whole community, then you don't support it at all.

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