Son Quotes

musicure
posted a quote
August 22, 2018 6:28am UTC

when the the night is cloudy
there is still a light that shines on me
shine until tomorrow
let it be

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musicure
posted a quote
April 4, 2016 5:38pm UTC

Should I sink or swim?
Or simply
disappear?

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2017
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July 30, 2014 1:39am UTC

me: *reblog reblog reblog*
me: *gets off tumblr to get on witty*
me: *fave fave fave*
me: summers almost over
me: *looks out window with distant look in my eyes*
me: nah lol *reblog reblog fave*

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Steve
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July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
— Charles Wadsworth

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absent *
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July 7, 2014 11:32pm UTC

Just crash, fall down, I'll wrap my arms around you now.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 1:50am UTC

Katherine Davis, room 303;
SWEETEST SOUL YOU EVER COULD MEET.
I bring her morning coffee everyday.
She calls me Raymond,
SHE THINKS I'M HER SON;
tells me, "Get washed up for supper,
before your daddy gets home."
She goes on about the weather,
how she can't believe
IT'S ALREADY NINETEEN FORTY-THREE.
She calls me Raymond,
and that's all right by me.

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batwoman*
posted a quote
April 12, 2014 6:10pm UTC

I'm alittle drunkand Ineed younow

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FrankConnor
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 6:13am UTC

My father and I,
We didn't get along.
When mother left, we made a silent pact.
I sttay out of your business,
youstay out of mine.
We may share a house,
and I may be your child,
but you have no clue how to handle me,
and I have no clue how to talk to you.
Until now.
We talk.
We care.
And we finally realise,
that we both have felt so bad, not having any connection to each other,
because really,
we do love eachother

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 10:18pm UTC

Stranger: 18 m usa
You: 16 f usa
Stranger: Kik?
You: Nah son sorry
Stranger: Who you callin son, kiddy?
You: Who you callin kiddy, son?
Stranger: Your the younger one here???
You: You're* and you're the male here, so you're a son
Stranger has disconnected.

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Nathanyiel
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 4:41pm UTC

My son died today I've never felt anything more painful his mother killed him

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Nathanyiel
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 12:04pm UTC

Sorry for not being on everyone I had the flu all better now my son is on the way

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zimchim*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 12:11am UTC

He began tucking him into bed, and his son said,
"Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." He looks underneath for his son's amusement and
finds him, another him, under the bed, staring back quivering and whispering,
"Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 10:39am UTC

"Please… just let him stay with me, if not forever, just one more day… I want one more day with my son, please…"
- Severus (The Boy No One Knew)

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 11:25am UTC

I thought my son would be happy that i bought him a trampoline.
But oohh noooo. All he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Dad: Bye son! Have fun at school!
Son: Bye dad, I will.
Dad: Oh, son, one more thing.
Son: What?
Dad: *hops out of car and pushes son in dirt* YOU FÜCKING NERD

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okay*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Son: Dad! Dad! Come quick! There's a monster under my bed!!
Father: Enjoy it while you can son, after a few years, the monster will start sleeping in your bed.

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babsimacbeth
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 2:42pm UTC

dad: aaahhhhh, how i miss the 80s!
son: better tv shows?
dad: cheaper drugs
son: what?
dad: what?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

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insecureteen
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 8:32pm UTC

"Miley... You have officially broken my achey breaky heart.."
-Billy Ray Cyrus
August 25th, 2013

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insecureteen
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC

My phone dies faster than an african american guy in a horror movie.
(I don't judge by race)

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