Someonehelpme Quotes

TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 8:05pm UTC

I decided to save money for gasoline by towing my car.
Does anybody know how I can get my car back?

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Jessica♥*
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January 6, 2014 7:16pm UTC

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

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lost dreamer*
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November 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

you're on my mind more than my boyfriend.
...this can't end well.

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lost dreamer*
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November 17, 2013 5:23pm UTC

will you be the one to
finally stay,or will you leave too? I'm almost don't want to have to find out.

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lost dreamer*
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November 17, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Him: I just feel bad because I keep getting questions about the "emo freak," & I want to answer them, to argue for and defend you, but I don't want you to see them and be hurt, cause I know you're probably just a sweet girl in a rough patch, but people just don't get that.

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lost dreamer*
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November 17, 2013 5:09pm UTC

My Friend: You can't fall for any boy who's nice to you, cause though it may be surprising, there will be a lot more of those, okay?
Me: Yeah, I know.
Me: He's just the first I've bumped into.

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lost dreamer*
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November 17, 2013 4:53pm UTC

and you're the one who comes to mind
when I read another one of those stupid love quotes,
not him, my boyfriend.

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haveaheart00
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 2:45pm UTC

hi guys.
i know that i haven't been on in what seems like forever, but today i felt like reminiscing.
witty used to be where i went just to dump my emotions into someone else's hands,
just to get it off my chest. the internet is impersonal like that.
i couldn't talk to my friends like that, because i knew that they would never be able to look at me the same way again.
i didn't blame them. if i were in their shoes, so would i. and that's why i needed witty.
but then witty started to tear itself apart.
suddenly, all i could see as i scrolled down through the top quotes page was anger
lots and lots of anger and hate about things like nutella, or one direction, or stupid things like that.
some of them were important things, like gay marriage.
but even still, it was killing the wittians.
people started to leave, slowly and then more rapidly, as the hurricane of fury raged on
some left because of the hate, others left just because the number of quotes was decreasing.
i started my witty just at the climax, when everyone was just happy to be depressed together
it was the strangest thing, that we could all bond over our sadness
but it was beautiful in a way that nothing else was
until we started to fight, shattered like glass thrown at the floor
that's what i think led witty to what it is today.
where there is a small community of unhapy people
who look out for each other, and smile at the same silly quotes
there are still some of you left.
so i'm giving witty another chance.
maybe this is a fresh start for witty, where we can all forget what happened before
and just be awkward together again
so i'll give it a try. maybe i'm just desparate for something like witty again.
or maybe i'm just bored. but i want this to happen.
we can make it work, guys. just don't let last year happen again.

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lost dreamer*
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October 31, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Her: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing? I'm fine; why?
Her: You don't sound fine.

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cassiejayy*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:34pm UTC

i seriously hate my life.... i need help... all you do is hurt me :'(

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 8:40pm UTC

I love you.
I don't want to, but I do.

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music_is_forever1
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August 10, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Okay, I haven't been on witty in like forever, but I honestly need some advice and I'm not sure who to ask.
Typically I go to my best friend for advice, but see, I like this guy, and he's her best guy friend. Not saying she likes him or anything, because she has her own boyfriend, but they're just girl and guy friends. So I like him. But I'm not sure what to do about it and I can't go to her because I'm not sure what she would think. Help?

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