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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2016 9:51pm UTC
    my sense of humor: the quick beep when
    someone swears on reality tv.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
    Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
    Friend: I found these in a thrash can
    Me:Oh...
    Me:Same dif

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 7:37pm UTC
    f Ronni Home
    Ex 14 hours ago
    Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
    I was doing great until I ran out of stars. -with Tori
    Like Comment Share
    6 people like this
    Person14 hours ago I know thats a lie because Ive seen you try to count before
    8 people like this

  4. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 9:54pm UTC
    Guess who's back

  5. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 12:03am UTC
    people my age have children, what the hell, i am a children

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 1:12am UTC
    i can't even pick my favourite song what makes you think i can pick a college

  7. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 5:09am UTC
    ♔A king only bows down to his queen♔

  8. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 11:41am UTC
    **ciara and darren fighting over jade's feet on the bus**
    darren: LET GO!!!!!!!!!
    ciara: NO! their my feet, you don't have any!!!
    Silence
    Me&jade: He dosen't have any feet???

  9. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 11:04am UTC
    one time in chemistry my teacher dropped something and yelled 'zoo wee mama' and
    i laughed so hard, i had to go to the nurses's office.

  10. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Watching my 5,6,and 8 year old cousins.... the 5 year old asks if they can go on the slip and slide. My response: it's December! no just no!

  11. helloitslexi helloitslexi
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Today in church when the priest was talking, out of nowhere you hear a little girl say,
    "I want a bath!!!!."

  12. Rach_K Rach_K
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Frozen Quote:
    Olaf: -singing- When I finally do what frozen things do IN SUMMER!!!
    Kristoff: *Smirking* I'm gonna tell him.
    Anna: Don't you dare.
    Me: *Gasping for air*

  13. RawrKatYeah RawrKatYeah
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:38am UTC
    Normal People's Passwords: t1d2ba4js4
    Passwords I use: potato3
    Am I the only one who does this kinda things?

  14. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    It's now a fact.
    My toes will forever be 20 degrees colder than the rest of my body.

  15. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    me not dating anyone: Hey boys ;)
    boys : nope. just nope.
    me in a happy relationship: I love my boyfriend!! He's amazing!!
    hot forigen exchange student from Spain: Want to go out for coffee?
    me: i dont understand....

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Person: I like you.
    Me: HAHAHA, you're so funny, really, you are. Wow, you crack me up.

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Me:OMGOMG I GOT A FREAKING NOTIFICATION!!!!! *mamacal8 favorited your quote* nevermind.....

  18. boop* boop*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    & I find it so funny how a comment
    comparing a Wittian to H.itler based
    on her opinion, that was no where
    near "hey, let's start a holocaust",
    had more likes than all the other comments.
    When has it been okay to casually call someone H.itler?

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    Sunday:The only day when I bother about shaving because I know that I'm going to be wearing a skirt/dress

  20. YouNeedALifeBruv* YouNeedALifeBruv*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Stewie: Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks shes a photgrapher
    Brian: *Looks at stewie with no comment*
    Stewie: Ooh, you took a black and white picture a lawn chair
    Me: *Laughs my head of*

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