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Sofa Quotes

  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2018 7:41am UTC
    we can stay forever young
    living on my sofa, drinking rum and cola
    underneath the rising sun

  2. Hussel_ Hussel_
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:11am UTC
    Are you a sofa?
    Because you are
    SOFAcking annoying.

  3. DaisyJay DaisyJay
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    If you have not jumped from sofa to sofa pretending that the floor is lava then you have never had a childhood...

  4. crystella268 crystella268
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    If you've never jumped from one sofa to the other to avoid lava, you've never been a child.

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