Best Socks Quotes This Year

AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Dryer: That's a nice pair of socks you got there.
Dryer: It would be a shame if one of them...
Dryer: Disappeared.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Who else just absolutely can not
sleep with socks on ?

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.*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Alarm: *goes off*
Me: *sleeps*
My mam: Neasa get up.
Me: *sleeps*
My brother: *Pokes me hard*
Me: *sleeps*
Dad: *decides to play Van Morrison CDs really loud*
Me: *sleeps*
Hurricane: *Blows tiles off house*
Me: *sleeps*
Rhinos: *charge down door*
Me: *sleeps*
Alpacalypse: *happens*
Me: *sleeps*
One sock: *falls off*
Me: Who has disturbed my slumber?

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 11:14am UTC

socks + wood floor = most fun u will ever have

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:09pm UTC

90% of my socks
Are single and you don't see them crying about it

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Wear Fluffy Socks: 1% Fluffy,1% Comfy, 1% Cotten, 97% Increased Ability to Slide Across Floor Like a Flipping Ninja Riding an Invisible Skate-Board!

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:56pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You know you're sick when
your socks match

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:07pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
*at church* (Don't ask me why, we were making
pancake things, so I went.)
Me: *Feels something in my sock, so takes off shoe
and sock to get it out*
Mum: *looks at me funny* What the heck are you
doing?
Me: Getting something out of my sock.
Mum: Put your sock back on you're making us look
like a family who loves to take off our shoes and
socks in public.
Me: Df?

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 3:19am UTC

That moment when you realise
you have more fluffy slipper socks thto real socks.
Just me?

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Dinocaulay
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 10:55pm UTC

What if dryers are just trying to steal your socks to free house elfs and we've been misunderstanding them?

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abbfab99
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 11:21pm UTC

You know somebody is uptight if their socks match.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Apparently my socks never remember
"The Buddy System"
whenever I wash them.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:18pm UTC

My mom has this giant hamper
full of socks that don't have a mate.
She calls it the homeless shelter.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:05am UTC

Life is too short
to be searching for the other pair of your socks

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_Omegle_
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 4:00am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have one sock on.
Stranger: I have no socks on.
You: why?
Stranger: im in my bed.
You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Canada.
Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!
You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.
Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.
You: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
You have disconnected.

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LeaBia14
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 7:21am UTC

THE REAL USE OF SOCKS. to slide across the floor like an ice skater.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 12:27am UTC

And maybe everyone
is an ordinary sock.
We're worn down,
we sometimes even
develop some holes.
We're thrown into
a washer, a cleanser,
and yet we fail to get
rid of our stains. The
washer, much like our
friends, can't get rid
of our dirty sock residue.
The stains remain. Just
like our scars and much
like bad memories do.

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KikiKiara
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 12:31am UTC

How do people sleep with socks on.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 8:50pm UTC

It's almost Christmas and I'm still wearing Halloween socks. Am I the only one?

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Me: *Sitting in my room doing homework*
Dog: *Walks in with sock in its mouth*
Dog:*Drops sock*
Dog: *Throws up on my floor*
Dog: *Walks out like nothing happened*
Me: Son of a b/tch... Literally...

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