Socialmedia Quotes

TheCovertComic
posted a quote
December 10, 2022 3:40am UTC

Newest social media acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).

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Ashleyray12334
posted a quote
May 11, 2015 9:45pm UTC

You cannot say no one ever listens to you if you use social media
because if people read what you say and notice you first
obviously people are listening or see something interesting about you
so you may feel like you are boring or uninteresting and wonder why people follow you in the first place, but obviously if people notice and follow you, they see otherwise

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GhostTown
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 2:19pm UTC

Tbh, the only reason why I have social media is so that I can stalk my favorite bands on it.

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HelloKittyy11
posted a quote
December 14, 2014 10:51pm UTC

People really be thinking you're not doing anything with your life,
unless you're posting about it on social media.

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CarKeys5
posted a quote
October 6, 2014 4:06pm UTC

Follow me on Twitter- @rehmcarly
Instagram- carlyrehm
I always follow back!

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trishafaye819
posted a quote
October 1, 2014 2:52pm UTC

With the way social media is
Just imagine how many people out there
Are pretending to be you

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 11:14pm UTC

What is with those people who post every single detail of their lives on facebook?

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Ashleyray123
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May 17, 2014 11:59am UTC

The term "social media" is kind of ironic. The amount of time people spend on social media sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, can actually make you become obsessed with it, and obsessed with yourself. If you stay inside all the time, using those sites, and are not actually hanging around people, it can make you less social. No matter how many people you may be interacting with online, its not like they are right there, talking to you, understanding how you really feel. And with online friends, they may not be real friends. You never know if they are going to keep talking to you. So in a way, social media is addictive enough to make people become anti-social....I would rather not talk to people, then talk to completely fake people, who don't care

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Ashleyray123
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May 16, 2014 3:54pm UTC

Maybe I am alone here, but: I don't like Facebook. I think its way overrated... Does anyone else not use or dislike Facebook? I think its too personal, and most people don't really care, lots of times, what is going on in your life, or if you are thier friend or if they are your friend, at least in my experience....I love using tumblr, and blogging, and things like that, but I hate Facebook..

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 2:30pm UTC

We all strive to be famous on some social media site

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kyyrraah*
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 11:37am UTC

You guys should like, go follow me on Instagram.(:
Ill follow you back!(: @ovoxo_kyrah

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happygirl22
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 8:38pm UTC

When I was 12 social media was reading the gossip on the bathroom stall walls

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Since when did
Facebook
become
Twitter
#Keeptheseontwitterpls

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles:
where I don't care if you just ate a
sandwich
Lets remebmer
this isn't Facebook
people

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*DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Friend 1: I have a facebook
Friend 2: I have a twitter
Friend 3: I have a instagram
Friend 4: I have a tumblr
Friend 5: I have a youtube account
Friend 6: I have a vine
Friend 7: I have a pintrest
Me: I have a witty...
Friends 1-7: ...
Me: *moonwalks off into sunset*

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I'm kind of a big deal
on a fairly irrelevant
social media site
that falsely inflates my ego.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC

"The revolution will not be televised!"
No mainstream media outlet in the country is speaking out about what has happened in Turkey. The only way to follow what has happened is via social media, eye witness accounts, and a few cameras broadcasting on the internet.
We desperately need to draw attention to the injustice that is taking place in Turkey. We cannot let the media blackout bury this in darkness.
31.05.2013 Bloody Friday
Yesterday was the scene for unprecidented state and police violence against the public in Turkey. What started as a sit in against plans to build a shopping mall in place of Gezi Parki, known as the only green space left in central Istanbul, eventually turned into something much bigger. Yesterday was Turkey's Bloody Friday.
It started as a peacful protest. People set up tents, sang, and held book readings at the park to keep out bulldozers
-Police started firing tear gas grenades, water cannons, and rubber bullets, directly targeting the people.
-Gas grenades were fired into metro stations. The doors were locked. People were tweeting, asking for help.
-The emergency room of a hospital was gassed
-Hundreds of people were admitted to hospitals. Several had severe brain damage and others are now dead.
-There are reports of people permanently losing their sight due to gas grenades or water canons
-There were reports that police would drive the crowd to the end of Istiklal Avenue by use of gas grenades, where police buses were waiting to take detainees the anti-terrorism bureau
Early hours of Saturday morning, 40,000 people are marching
on the bridge towards Taksim. Countless buses from all around the country are taking fellow citizens to Istanbul to join resistance against the opressive government.
People chant: "Shoulder to shoulder against facism!"
You can help by tagging the following news outlets on Twitter:
@bbc @cnn @aljazeera @euronews @nytimes @newyorkpost @reuters @cnnlive @foxnews @newsweek @theeconomist @huffingtonpost @parisview @usweekly @theatlantic
Top trending hashtags on Twitter:
#direngeziparki #TurkiyemDireniyor #GeziParkiCanlaBasla #SesVerTurkiyeBuUlkeSahipsizDegil #occupygezi #occupytaksim #occupyistanbul

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lilster62
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Parents: don't talk to strangers!
Me: *uses omegle, kik, witty, and every other social media cite to talk to random people all around the world*
Me: okay!

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aellyniq
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 8:49pm UTC

1
On
my
space, tom doesn't really do anything and justin timberlake is part owner.
On facebook, mark sold to the highest bidder and is famous because of his portrayal by jesse eisenberg in a movie.
On twitter, jack presence is just as obscure as david is on tumblr.
I'm not dissing so "why should I care", you ask?
Here on Witty, Steve interacts with the community, encourages participation, continues to improve the site by considering the users, and only asks that you show some wit.
He refuses to participate in these social media popularity contests.

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