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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2022 3:40am UTC
    Newest social me​dia acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).

  2. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 9:45pm UTC
    You cannot say no one ever listens to you if you use social media
    because if people read what you say and notice you first
    obviously people are listening or see something interesting about you
    so you may feel like you are boring or uninteresting and wonder why people follow you in the first place, but obviously if people notice and follow you, they see otherwise

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 2:19pm UTC
    Tbh, the only reason why I have social media is so that I can stalk my favorite bands on it.

  4. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    People really be thinking you're not doing anything with your life,
    unless you're posting about it on social media.

  5. CarKeys5 CarKeys5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    Follow me on Twitter- @rehmcarly
    Instagram- carlyrehm
    I always follow back!

  6. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 2:52pm UTC
    With the way social media is
    Just imagine how many people out there
    Are pretending to be you

  7. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    What is with those people who post every single detail of their lives on facebook?

  8. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 11:59am UTC
    The term "social media" is kind of ironic. The amount of time people spend on social media sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, can actually make you become obsessed with it, and obsessed with yourself. If you stay inside all the time, using those sites, and are not actually hanging around people, it can make you less social. No matter how many people you may be interacting with online, its not like they are right there, talking to you, understanding how you really feel. And with online friends, they may not be real friends. You never know if they are going to keep talking to you. So in a way, social media is addictive enough to make people become anti-social....I would rather not talk to people, then talk to completely fake people, who don't care

  9. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:54pm UTC
    Maybe I am alone here, but: I don't like Facebook. I think its way overrated... Does anyone else not use or dislike Facebook? I think its too personal, and most people don't really care, lots of times, what is going on in your life, or if you are thier friend or if they are your friend, at least in my experience....I love using tumblr, and blogging, and things like that, but I hate Facebook..

  10. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    We all strive to be famous on some social media site

  11. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:37am UTC
    You guys should like, go follow me on Instagram.(:
    Ill follow you back!(: @ovoxo_kyrah

  12. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    When I was 12 social media was reading the gossip on the bathroom stall walls

  13. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Since when did

  14. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Welcome to Witty Profiles:
    where I don't care if you just ate a
    Lets remebmer
    this isn't Facebook

  15. *DanceTillTheWorldEnds** *DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    Friend 1: I have a facebook
    Friend 2: I have a twitter
    Friend 3: I have a instagram
    Friend 4: I have a tumblr
    Friend 5: I have a youtube account
    Friend 6: I have a vine
    Friend 7: I have a pintrest
    Me: I have a witty...
    Friends 1-7: ...
    Me: *moonwalks off into sunset*

  16. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    I'm kind of a big deal
    on a fairly irrelevant
    social media site
    that falsely inflates my ego.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    "The revolution will not be televised!"
    No mainstream media outlet in the country is speaking out about what has happened in Turkey. The only way to follow what has happened is via social media, eye witness accounts, and a few cameras broadcasting on the internet.
    We desperately need to draw attention to the injustice that is taking place in Turkey. We cannot let the media blackout bury this in darkness.
    31.05.2013 Bloody Friday
    Yesterday was the scene for unprecidented state and police violence against the public in Turkey. What started as a sit in against plans to build a shopping mall in place of Gezi Parki, known as the only green space left in central Istanbul, eventually turned into something much bigger. Yesterday was Turkey's Bloody Friday.
    It started as a peacful protest. People set up tents, sang, and held book readings at the park to keep out bulldozers
    -Police started firing tear gas grenades, water cannons, and rubber bullets, directly targeting the people.
    -Gas grenades were fired into metro stations. The doors were locked. People were tweeting, asking for help.
    -The emergency room of a hospital was gassed
    -Hundreds of people were admitted to hospitals. Several had severe brain damage and others are now dead.
    -There are reports of people permanently losing their sight due to gas grenades or water canons
    -There were reports that police would drive the crowd to the end of Istiklal Avenue by use of gas grenades, where police buses were waiting to take detainees the anti-terrorism bureau
    Early hours of Saturday morning, 40,000 people are marching
    on the bridge towards Taksim. Countless buses from all around the country are taking fellow citizens to Istanbul to join resistance against the opressive government.
    People chant: "Shoulder to shoulder against facism!"
    You can help by tagging the following news outlets on Twitter:
    @bbc @cnn @aljazeera @euronews @nytimes @newyorkpost @reuters @cnnlive @foxnews @newsweek @theeconomist @huffingtonpost @parisview @usweekly @theatlantic
    Top trending hashtags on Twitter:
    #direngeziparki #TurkiyemDireniyor #GeziParkiCanlaBasla #SesVerTurkiyeBuUlkeSahipsizDegil #occupygezi #occupytaksim #occupyistanbul

  18. lilster62 lilster62
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Parents: don't talk to strangers!
    Me: *uses omegle, kik, witty, and every other social media cite to talk to random people all around the world*
    Me: okay!

  19. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    space, tom doesn't really do anything and justin timberlake is part owner.
    On facebook, mark sold to the highest bidder and is famous because of his portrayal by jesse eisenberg in a movie.
    On twitter, jack presence is just as obscure as david is on tumblr.
    I'm not dissing so "why should I care", you ask?
    Here on Witty, Steve interacts with the community, encourages participation, continues to improve the site by considering the users, and only asks that you show some wit.
    He refuses to participate in these social media popularity contests.


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